January 17, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Truth is an absolute defense.
1Shall we describe the lesser candidates as “cling-ons”?
2Still 7 candidates floating.
3None of them ready to go commando.
4Sam in San Antonio, speaking of floaters, Lindsey Graham endorsed Jeb(?), or in short, the phlegm endorsed the phlegmatic.
Meanwhile Donnie tells Cr-OOZE: “no VP spot for you, even if I do have a food taster,” while Kasich feels the bromance coming. No VP water for Rubio, either, since Donnie wants a working VP.
5I enjoy name calling, but it only appeals to people who already share similar ideologies. Since this Snacilbuper group is highly resistant to scientifically backed theories, only gets tighter in the posterior over facts, panders to the theocrats, and pulls material from said posterior, I suggest making fun of their reasoning rather than pointing to individuals.
So the proposed word for this deficiency in logic is that the assumptions were made theorectally.
6Trump is claiming credit for prisoner exchange while at the same time criticizing Obama since it shoulda happened weeks sooner. I wish the elegant gentleman in the white house would go postal on these piss ants just once. What are they going to do-impeach him?
Meanwhile,while Rome was burning,PP filed a lawsuit in federal court against video makers and wants damages and lawyers fees.
7A toilet bowl at least has a useful function….
8pridetyper, theorectally is a very good description of snacilbupeR logic. SnacilbupeR works because it’s so much fun watching them flail and fail at recognizing their own name written backward. It’s like sending a slinky down the stairs.
We could use theorectally to launch a hashtag war with T-Rump. We could lure him in with flattery. “Theorectally speaking, you are correct Mr. Trump.”
9And the other day, Trump called Cruz “a nasty guy”. Ha… pot meet kettle.
10“theorectally”
Hahahahahahahaha! Thank you pridetyper.
11The big advantage of a toilet bowl is that, when you flush it, the contents go away.
12Thanks PKM and Debbo
13A vowel movement is also suggested to administer a Right Wing Nut Jab (figuratively, of course) to counter the “cramming down the throat” talk.
Along with that vowel movement, when speaking, perverbial can be misheard as proverbial. No escape from the text, though.
We need to develop some strong “sound bite” like words to poke fun at the people who have little sense of humor/creativity. It seems to be a weakness, not be misunderestimated.
My spell check hates me.
pridetyper, a few days before the new year, I coined one for the Santorum, Palin, and Huckabee types: pervangelists.
😀 spellcheck still hates Santorum, but the google has him spot on.
14At least in Japan toilets have some sophistication unlike the GOP presidential candidates.
15bowls often collect a bunch of real turds
16Thanks for the new word PKM–pervangelists is a good addition.
17How do you know if you connect on a good nut jab?
By the bawls.
The GOP Toilet Bowl, eh?
Flush ’em down!
18Flush ’em down!
Waaaaaay down!
Trump is what is known as an unflushable. The Repubs keep trying to break up with him and he keeps right on bobbing up again.
19LynnN, in a septic tank the big chunks rise to the top.
20pridetyper, I can’t wait for daChipster to engage with you in some pun-tuation. That will be fun!
21I’m an incorrigible punster. Please do not incourage.
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