Please, Dear Lord, If I Make a Visit Back Here Don’t Let it Be In Bird Poop
I dunno.
People just have to quit seeing crap in stuff that I cannot see, literally in crap.
Brandon Tudor didn’t have to look at the man in the mirror. He looked at his windshield, and there he saw bird poop that seemed to resemble the King of Pop.
But faster than you can say, “I’ll Be There,” it disappeared in a rainstorm before he could sell it.
I do not want to be memorialized in cow crap or a Dorito, either. If you see me in one of those, get a stick and break it – quick! Also, quit drinking so much.
I think the King of Pop resembles bird poop more than bird poop resembles the King of Pop. I know the little pedophile never was convicted but he’ll always be a child-molesting felon as far as I’m concerned. Must have been an ill bird!
1Sometimes you’re the windshield
2Sometimes you’re the bird
Sometimes you’re the king of pop
Sometimes you’re the turd
Sometimes you’re Tortilla Jesus
Sometimes you’re the pan
Sometimes it all comes together
Sometimes it just hits the fan.
If you look at it right, it looks just like a young G.W. Bush. Done in bird poop.
3From King of Pop, to King of Poop?
4daChipster I needed a good laught today – Thanks a bunch!
5daChipster’s muse is working overtime!!
6Oh shi—-I mean, crap!
7I see KD Lang. It’s so obvious.
8No….Jackson Brown.
9deChipster: Awesomeness! If Perry runs for ANYTHING… I have a song waiting in the wings. Thanks for the laugh!
10Well, when I saw “King of Pop” I thought of Elvis.
Actually it looks more like a cross between Elvis and Cthulhu, if you could get them to.
11Thanks, daChipster! Excellent! Also, I don’t really like to admit it, but I, too, first thought of Elvis and tried to see a resemblance. It just looks like poop to me. Lord, please save me from trying to find meaning in bird poop.
12daC., You are the man, and, unofficially at least, the poet laureate of the Beauty Parlor.
Rubymay, prognosticators used to cut open critters and study their entrails. Examining their feces instead is much kinder.
13Juanita, there is a scientif reason for this phenom. In a nutshell, our brains do not assemble visual information that comes in through our eyes as a whole picture. The visual cortex takes a series of images and assembles a reasonable facimilie of what is in front of us. This facimilie is drawn from previously store stimuli and visuals.
14The upshot is that our brain frequently assembles and identifies a previous pattern based on the incoming data.
it’s pretty simple, really. mother theresa is a well known image and our brains will scroll through and find a pretty good match even if it is just bird poop.
The real problem comes in when believers find jesus in the jelly doughnut and, instead of knowing it’s a brain thing, fall to their knees and proclaim the presence of gawd. that’s a brain thing too, just a different one.