Please Allow Me To Introduce Senator Shameless and his Partner, Mr. Naked
Okay, so Ted Cruz went on the Sean Hannity radio show and the two of them produced richter scale waves of nausea.
They also kinda overreacted.
“Today is some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation’s history,” Cruz said on Sean Hannity’s radio show. “Yesterday and today were both naked and shameless judicial activism.”
Hannity agreed, saying, “I couldn’t say it more eloquently.”
Bad grammar aside, that’s just nuts. I can think of many darker times in our history. Disco Fever for one. The invention of parallel parking – there’s another dark day. How about that whole Burt Reynolds bare butt naked in Cosmopolitan? New Coke? Top hats, who the hell ever thought that looked good? I mean the list goes on and on.
Some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation’s history? How can that be? There were so many rainbows.
But there’s one thing that’s right. Sean Hannity could not be eloquent. Ever. I mean, that man makes drunk Sarah Palin seems eloquent.
Holy cow, y’all, the combination of testosterone and Aqua Velva causes a chemical reaction that will melt down sanity.
Bigots, racists, morons, Ted Cruz, Sean Hannity. But I repeat myself.
1“…some of the darkest 24 hours…”. Spare me sissy boy. I guess December 7, 1941 pales in comparison. Oh right. You weren’t Canadian-born yet.
2Yup. Four people were told they get free health care against their will (which is what the ACA case was really about) and marriage is declared a fundamental right.
Dark days indeed.
39-11 was certainly darker and it lasted a hellofalot longer than 24 hours.
4Why would a man with so little comprehension of democracy and history presume to run for the presidency? Monumental hubris–and Hannity is a perfect acolyte.
5@june: For Ted Cruz, 911 is what he dials when his delivery pizza takes more than 30 minutes.
6Civil War, WW1 declared, Titanic, WW2 declared, Pearl Harbor, Vietnam, Iraq war 1, Iraq war 2, 9-11. I am sure I could go on and on and on.
7If you don’t want to get gay married, don’t. Don’t want health insurance? Pay a fine.
For God’s sake, STOP WHINING!!!!!
I’ll be so very glad when the elections are over and Hillary and Bernie win and we never have to listen to them A-holes again. hopefully
8No actually this pair of cards would be wrong.
In my lifetime there have been a few far worse days, for instance, December 12, 2000. Not to mention January 20, 2001. And January 30, 1968. And September 11, 2001. And of course the last time the Evil Empire won the Series. And the black November day in 2012 Raphael was elected by stoned voters in Texas
And in the past October 24, 1929 and December 7, 1941.
See now those were some bad days.
9In the minds of Cruz and Hannity their darkest days were also
10about their weddings. Oh wait, I mean their wives darkest days.
Look at either one of them . . . can you imagine? Sorry.
Diane: War of 1812, when the capital was occupied by the British. the Great Depression, the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Dred Scott decision. the assassination of Lincoln, the assassination of JFK, the death of FDR.
11“Naked and shameless.” It’s all about sex with these Republicans, isn’t it? Huckabee wants to shower with middle school girls. And Donald Trump says traditional marriage is between a man and his three consecutive wives. Amazing.
12OMG, this is what these guys do sober? Can’t even begin to imagine what they would do in the opposite condition, but it sure sounds like they have a good grasp on it!
Add to JJ and everyone else’s dark day: when Woolworth’s stopped selling dress shields.
13Sexual repression and burning jealousy probably explain a lot of their obsession. All those hippies and queers and sluts with their nonstop free lovin’, and, doggone it, I ain’t gettin’ any.
14As one clever person on the web noted, shouldn’t there be a bunch of RWNJ’s self-deporting and on fire right now? What? You can’t take them at their word? Shocked, I am. Just shocked.
15What everyone seems to forget is that all your examples are dark days for us, but for repugnitans they were great days. No better get rich quick scheme for them than a good old war. And massacres? They’re good because freedom! And people being hurt or repressed? That’s ok because god!
16Funny how it’s only judicial activism when your side loses, huh guys? Was declaring corporations to be people at all active?
17I would say the darkest day in Canadian history was August 19, 1942, the Disaster at Dieppe.
18I can not listen to or watch Cruz. My blood pressure spikes when I hear his smarmy voice and I become apopleptic at the lies he brazenly tells and start yelling at the TV. Perhaps I need therapy, but for now, I’ll just avoid the deviant.
19Amazingly, all of this would go away if they just took a deep breath. No one is telling any church what marriage they can or can’t recognize. The thing is that I don’t even want to think about what my neighbors are doing much less any same sex couple. These guys are way too obsessed over this.
20I agree: MYOB should be the constant refrain when these guys and their syncophants yammer about other people’s sex lives.
21No one could exemplify better “two minds without a single thought.” than Hannity & Cruz.
22As a conservative Texan, I can only express embarrassment over Ted Cruz. He won a tight primary against a tired over exposed Lt.Gov. Then won the general because of the dearth of prominent centrist Democrats. We got what we bargained for unfortunately.
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