Okay, so Ted Cruz went on the Sean Hannity radio show and the two of them produced richter scale waves of nausea.

They also kinda overreacted.

“Today is some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation’s history,” Cruz said on Sean Hannity’s radio show. “Yesterday and today were both naked and shameless judicial activism.”

Hannity agreed, saying, “I couldn’t say it more eloquently.”

Bad grammar aside, that’s just nuts.  I can think of many darker times in our history.  Disco Fever for one.  The invention of parallel parking – there’s another dark day.  How about that whole Burt Reynolds bare butt naked in Cosmopolitan?  New Coke?  Top hats, who the hell ever thought that looked good?  I mean the list goes on and on.

Some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation’s history?  How can that be?  There were so many rainbows.

But there’s one thing that’s right.  Sean Hannity could not be eloquent.  Ever.  I mean, that man makes drunk Sarah Palin seems eloquent.

Holy cow, y’all, the combination of testosterone and Aqua Velva causes a chemical reaction that will melt down sanity.