“Playing with Fire” – New President to Keep His Private Security
In true form in a world where rules and laws don’t apply to him, Cheeto Jesus has decided to keep his private security detail in addition to the Secret Service. It’s pretty much consensus that having divided security is stupid, and only increases the risks for him and his family. However, since the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply to CJ, he’ll go his own way.
Maybe the MSM will begin reporting on all these abnormalities, when he closes the White House briefing room and turns it back into a swimming pool for his Miss Teen USA parties.