Pistol Pete Shoots Off His Mouth Again

November 06, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You guys remember Texas Congressvarmint Pistol Pete Sessions who said did not say that he couldn’t stand to look at President Obama?

Well, he’s got another doozy.

He’s chairman of the House Rules Committee.  But when asked about his job, he reminded us all what he really wants to accomplish.

PeteSessions“Everything we do in this body should be about messaging to win back the Senate,” Sessions said. “That’s it. If you don’t want Benghazis to happen or you want an investigation for Benghazi, if you want an investigation on the IRS as opposed to the excuses that [Senate Majority Leader] Harry Reid [D-Nev.] is all about, if you do not like what’s happening at the [National Security Agency], then you gain the Senate.”

Holy crap.

Screw America – Republicans want the Senate.

I guess they’ve given up on ever getting the presidency again.

Sessions is as worthless as a four card flush.

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Pistol Pete Shoots Off His Mouth Again”


  1. Remind me, when was he ever worth anything b ut an Ace with a hole in the middle?

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  2. Love your response, Maggie! 😉 The Dems should turn Pete Sessions’ messages inside out & use them to scrub the House clean as a whistle next year, starting with old Pete. Nothing would please this Independent more.

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  3. Shooting his mouth off like Mitch McConnell– screw what’s best for America, we want power!

    This is the kind of jerkwad Mark Twain was talking about when he said that some people seemed to think that being a citizen of the Republican party was patriotism; Mark preferred to be a citizen of the United States.

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  4. People who say things like that should not be allowed to wear a United States flag pin on their lapel. They should show their true allegiance and wear a Republican Elephant pin. And if they really want to be honest, they should wear that elephant pin upside down.

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  5. And, we totally ignore the 7-8 “Benghazi” type incidents, that happened under the previous administration??

    O.K. do the Google, or the Bing or whatever. Look them up.

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  6. e platypus onion says:

    These critters have learned absolutely nothing from their electoral defeats and public opinion polls,etc. Remember Beirut-241 dead Marines and Ronnie Raygun tucked tail and ran? Remember trading arms for hostages with Iran before he was elected and holding up their release until after the elction so Carter wouldn’t get a bounce in the polls? Illegal wars in Central America? Contras?Selling weapons to Iran for cash and financing wars with the proceeds against the express will of the Congress(Boland Amendment)? The list goes on forever.

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  7. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    As far as the D-bagging Repugnicants are concerned, they ARE the United States of America and the rest of us are all undocumented residents because we don’t carry a photoID issued by the Repugnicant Party.

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  8. The GOP is not interested in governing but in messaging to win future elections. This is very sad

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  9. Deacon Blue says:

    You know, having just worked as an election judge at the first picture ID required election in Texas, I’m a wunderin’ if the GOP requires photo I-dee of their members, to make sure nobody is impersonating a Rethug…hell, never mind, why on God’s beautiful green Earth would anyone wanna do that?

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  10. Angelo_Frank says:

    The Republican campaign strategy for 2014 and 2016:
    Benghazi = Obamacare = guns = abortion = food stamps = religion = minimum wage = voter ID = gay rights = Social Security = Medicare = yada,yada,yada. I can’t wait.

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  11. UmptyDump says:

    Even if Sessions at heart is smarter and more patriotic than that, he’s a political survivor who spouts small ideas and goals over statesmanship – and venality over fidelity. He understands his ignorant, bigoted core constituency well enough to tell them what they expect to hear. It’s his key to retaining that cushy, high-paid seat in Congress. There are no high principles in this man’s makeup; only greed.

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  12. Ben·gha·zi also Ben·ga·si (bɛnˈgɑːzɪ)

    n.
    1. A city of northeast Libya on the Gulf of Sidra. Inhabited since Greek and Roman times, it is a major port and was a capital of Libya from 1951 to 1972. Population: 685,000.

    tr.v. (bn-gäz, bng-)) ben·gha·zi·ed, ben·gha·zi·ing, ben·gha·zi·ments
    1. To harp away at an issue again and again and again, for an interminable length of time, while contributing absolutely nothing to any discussion whatsoever.
    2. To attempt to agitate or upset greatly, while in reality producing reactions of scorn, disbelief and laughter.
    3. To annoy, pester, or harass over imaginary issues for strictly political purposes.
    4. To drool and mutter while continuously repeating a single word until it becomes a mantra.

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  13. Elizabeth Moon says:

    He’s so…so pink. That face…kind of shiny and…pink. And the fixed stare and bared teeth…

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  14. @Elizabeth Moon: Thanks for verbalizing all that pink. The photo struck me as maybe one which had come from a DL or ID of some kind, taken while he was kinda … stoned.

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  15. Marcia in CO says:

    Yes, the fixed little smile, the empty eyes … maybe stoned, maybe just emotionally dead!! Souless, dead eyes!!

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  16. “Everything we do in this body should be about messaging to win back the Senate.”

    What, they’ve given up their premiere goal of denying Obama a second term?

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  17. Heard this from a lifelong Republican. Dems recover quicker, better and more wholesomely than Republicans do when they lose. And he was right! I’ll never forget what happened to Newt G. when he was Speaker and predicted a massive landslide in an election. It turned out so wrong it was actually comical (for me, anyway). The radio talk shows were over-run with scathing criticism of Newtie from his own Right Wingers for days! Could not get over how they screamed for his very life. No wonder he gave up his seat and ran for his life!

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