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Juanita has a physics question.

“Is is possible within the framework of Newton’s Second Law for there to be a sleazy place on earth where Tom DeLay is not somehow involved, even remotely?   Show your work and this will be graded,” she announces.

Our customer and sometimes benefactor, Alfredo, has come close to finding an answer to that question this week upon discovering this article about a Detroit home-nakkid stripper service.

“Would I kid you about something like that?” Juanita asks.  “This guy has set up his home as a kind of  ‘come on over and see a nakkid lady’ bed and breakfast for people who pay to see nakkid ladies.  It’s kinda like homeschooling for skanks.”

“So, this how is Tom DeLay involved,” she teases. “In describing the home for wayward girls, including the obligatory mirrors and overflowing ashtrays,  there is this —

Weirdest of all are the framed certificates on the wall from the Republican Congressional Committee’s Business Advisory Council, naming Thunderbolt as an honorary co-chair and lauding his business acumen. One is signed by Newt Gingrich, the other by Tom DeLay.

“I kinda love the thought of that,” Juanita grins.  “I know this ain’t the first exposure that Newt and Tom have had with pavement princesses, but it’s nice to finally see them so open about it.”

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