September 11, 2013
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Category: Uncategorized
Alex Jones is a rightwing talk radio host.
I also think he’s Minnie Mouse because he’s screwing Goofy.
Here’s the latest.
Fringe conservative radio host Alex Jones said this week that an effort to avert a U.S. attack on Syria with diplomacy was actually a United Nations plot for the extinction of the human race, which would be replaced by “globalists” like President Barack Obama who would become cyborgs by using “life-extension technologies.”
You know, I was thinkin’ that myself.
You know you’ve kissed reality goodbye when you make Rush Limbaugh look sane.
Alex Jones is Glenn Beck on crack.
It would be best for global society if he were locked in a room, with all of President Obama’s speeches on a loop, for 100 years.
1I swear to God, these people missed this 3rd rock from the sun and landed on some other planet that spawns these nutjobs and then somehow or other they migrated here just so they could spew their lunacy on some weird radio show! This guy definitely needs to have his own private padded room!!
2Maybe, Marcia, but my guess is he’s crazy like a fox, or should that be Fox, or maybe Faux. Anyhow, I think the real problem is all the people who are willing to listen to this so-called lunatic. He’d be a harmless nobody if it weren’t for all the people willing to listen to him. These are your neighbors. They are the real lunatics on the crazy train.
3No matter how screwy, stupid, idiotic, there are always those out there who will believe this nonsense. Scary, isn’t it?
4Minnie would never cheat on Mickey. You must be thinking of Clarabelle.
5Personally, I can’t wait for the Rapture, because either He’s a just God, and as a (trying to be) good person I get taken up, no matter I don’t believe in all this Rapture stuff, OR, He’s an unjust God, and I get “Left Behind” while guys like THIS get taken up.
Sounds like a win-win for me!
My buddy, that imperturbable fry-cook extraordinaire, “Fryer” Tuck, says of these folks: “They can kiss my Left Behind.”
Sadly, ObamaCares can do nothing for guys like Jones and Beck and FOX and NotSoBreitbart.com etc etc, with Obama Derangement Syndrome. ODS causes zombie-like behavior, except the shuffling, inarticulate morons have eaten their own brains.
6I’ve got a sports fishing pole and a strong line. Jones may be a bit hefty—but I think with the right meds and some tactical medical supervision, we might be able to reel him in.
7Aha! See, I’ve been saying that those brothers who are behind the Tea Party (you notice how careful I”m bein’) and ALEC are really alien life forms which are replicating. Alex Jones may be part of their litter. Or not. Who knows.
8If we can get the zombie brain-eaters and the Repugs together, we can solve two problems: we get rid of the nutcases and the zombies starve to death.
9😀
I don’t pay attention to these people because I believe that it’s rude to stare at the mentally ill when they go off their meds in public.
10Wait, put all that talk about Syria and cyborgs on hold, just tell me some more about these “life-extension technologies!” Do I have to wear a “Eat More Kale” t-shirt to sign up? Or does it involve Glenn Beck survivalist vitamin supplements?
11Tom you are so right … my neighbors are on the crazy train! OMG … help me! LOL
12I used to occasionally wait on this crackpot here in Austin at one of the city’s fine restaurants. As you might expect, the a**holitude and unbridled redneckery would get pretty thick.
He was hassling one of the other waitfolk one night and I told him to put a sock in it, whereupon he invited me outside, presumably so he could kick my butt, I suppose. I just laughed, which offended his sense of machohood so severely, he never came back again. Shoulda ticked him off sooner.
13@Marge Wood, they are definitely SOMEBODY’S litter, and that somebody should have to clean up the mess and pay a hefty fine while they are about it!! >:-(
14Ratz! I really do have to sit down and budget my $$ so I can see how I can lay my hands on the latest version of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual with all the definitions of nuttery inside of it. RWNJ’s keep coming up with entirely new stuff all the damn time and I can’t keep up! Gotta get that book!
15Alex Jones is just one of the many grifters that have discovered that the more out of this world you get the more the money pours in from gullible sheep that believe the nonsense. It’s all about the money and scruples are left on the doorstep with guys like Alex Jones.
16Marcia, I was working KEYE-TV when Alex and his fellow ding-dongs set up a protest regarding one his causes. The event convinced me that he flew way past the 3rd rock from the sun and instead landed on Planet 9.
17Hopefully, he’ll be recalled there once they figure out he’s missing from the asylum….
Used to work in a psychiatric hospital while going through college. This guy & his ilk (Beck, Limbaugh et.al.) would have been prime candidates for commitment.
18Unfortunately a Zombie Apocalypse would not have any affect on Alex Jones since zombies eat brains.
19Maggie, check your local library for a copy of the DSM, though you’ll probably have to do your research at the library. I doubt they are available for checkout.
20That’s exactly right Frank. The Alex Joneses of the world, and there are all too many of them out there, are the lowest of the low of the human parasite class. They know exactly what they’re doing, selling messages of fear to the gullible and ignorant in order to fatten up their bank accounts while contributing absolutely nothing of value to society.
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