No, truly, he’s bean dip dumb. Can’t be let out of the house by himself dumb.

It appears that Rick Perry started off slow and then quit peddling.

You can see his college transcripts right here.

The Huffington Post sums it up this way:

He rarely earned anything above a C in his courses — earning a C in U.S. History, a D in Shakespeare, and a D in the principles of economics. Perry got a C in gym.

Perry also did poorly on classes within his animal science major. In fall semester 1970, he received a D in veterinary anatomy, a F in a second course on organic chemistry and a C in animal breeding. He did get an A in world military systems and “Improv. of Learning” — his only two As while at A&M.

A C in animal breeding? You mean with all those sheep around ….. ?

Y’all, this is Texas A&M, where they had to rename the town of Bryan to College Station so that the college students would know where to get off the train. That’s a true story.

Thanks to Kary, Bud, Kyle , Glen, Sophie, and everybody else who isn’t on vacation.