Thank you God, it is North Carolina this time.

A major gun-rights bill took an unexpected turn Tuesday with a proposal to eliminate the law that requires people receive a permit from their county sheriff before they can buy a handgun.

Yes Dude, that is exactly what we need – more mentally disturbed people and felons with guns.  THAT is exactly what has been missing in North Carolina.

They also want to be able to carry their handguns into bars and other places that serve alcohol, because what’s more fun than a drunk with a pistol?  I mean, it’s not like fights ever break out in bars anyway.

Buck Newton, The Enhancing Man

“We’re here to enhance our Second Amendment rights, which have been too long restricted by the previous majority,” said Sen. Buck Newton, a Republican who represents parts of Johnston, Wilson and Nash counties.

Yeah, let’s do some enhancing!  Let’s let kids carry guns and convicted dope dealers.  Let’s enhance the hell outta North Carolina.

Why limit it to just people – how about monkeys?  Can monkeys have guns?  And no, I am not being tacky by suggesting that Buck Newton has a strong resemblance to most primates.  Okay, maybe a little tacky.

Thanks to David for the heads up.