Okay, so maybe it was Pence who had the strokes.

Pence doesn’t recall if he was put on standby during Trump’s visit to Walter Reed. Yeah.

Okay, picture this.  A guy comes to Pence’s house at night and says, “Dude, go take off those plaid bermuda shorts and Jesus Loves Me, Only Me tee-shirt. They just took Trump to the hospital and you may have to take over as President.

You know for a fact that Pence tinkled in his bermuda shorts and that Mother stripped down to her birthday suit and bounced her boobies all the way the grand staircase yelling, “Pack your bags you whore, Melania.”

That would be something you would remember and there were probably eye witnesses to it.  So, instead of lying his butt off, he just said, “I don’t recall,”  which is a lie where you can’t get caught which is the very worst kind of lie.

That’s a lie and Jesus heard it, Wimpy Mikey.