Pavement Princesses in North Carolina

March 02, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

North Carolina’s Ethics Commission has just come out with a statement that lobbyists can hire prostitutes to service politicians and don’t even need to report the expense–because sex has no monetary value.  Seriously.

Truly, how would you suggest we assign monetary value to sparking with this guy —

North Carolina State Representative Charles Jeter

North Carolina State Representative Charles Jeter

Or this one —

North Carolina Speaker of the House Tim Moore

North Carolina Speaker of the House Tim Moore

Maybe this one —

North Carolina State Representative Jonathan C. Jordan

North Carolina State Representative Jonathan C. Jordan

Honey, I know approximately 20 million woman who say they wouldn’t do that for damn free.

I know this information is going to come as big news to the good folks at Miss Maudy’s Bawdy House in Reno, Nevada.  I don’t think they have a North Carolina Free Friday on their fee list.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.

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