Paul LePage
Y’all, I do not know what is wrong with Paul LePage but, seriously, somebody needs to check him for a brain tumor.
His latest? We should not raise the minimum wage because … (deep breath) people from Bulgaria and India are hard to understand.
Maine’s Republican governor says it’s hard to understand workers “from Bulgaria” and workers from India are “the worst ones.”
The governor said Saturday that foreign workers are being used in restaurants after he criticized a referendum proposal to raise Maine’s minimum wage to $12. He says he’s disappointed his alternative proposal to hike the wage to $10 didn’t get traction.
Look, I don’t like being mean so I’ll call this a helpful suggestion: LePage, the damn last thing you need is to be understood by a waiter in a restaurant.
But, hey, I kinda appreciate what he’s saying. It’s really hard for me to understand LePage. I mean, I know he’s talking English and I get that. I understand all the words he’s saying. I just don’t think he does.
Thelma has a theory. “Just look at a map,” she explains. “Maine is way the hell up there. I mean, the air has gotta be thinner than here, right?”
Maybe. At least it’s the best explanation I’ve heard.
Tumor? (Bronx cheer) I’d check his bottom desk drawer for a half empty bottle of Old Popskull!
1Pepe LePage. There’s a book about him: “What’s Wrong with Our Election Laws” He’s the chapter after Loathsome Ted Crooze, ‘How the Hell Did He get Elected.’
2Governor LaPage I’d like to introduce you to my friend, the Mortimer-Filkins test. Yall should talk.
3I think Paul’s recent quote bears repeating here:
4“That boy ain’t right!”
LePage– Why don’t we have a IQ test for voters?
5Yes, just when I think Governor Lead in the Water is evil, I read about another LePage quote. I think there may be lead in the water of every GOP state. There has to be some explanation for why these men are so adamant about keeping Americans poor and dumb.
6God bless Thelma!!
7Check him for a brain tumor?
Wouldn’t they need to check him for a brain first?
8PKM, remember that cruzTED got elected in Texas, and he’s the lawyer who argued the Heller case before the Supreme Court. I’m pretty sure that has something to do with it.
That and he’s such a fine KKKristian.
9Le Page is your basic Trump model bigot without the $billions. The reason these types get elected is because there’s tons of people who’re pissed because some (insert racial/ethnic minority(s) of your choice) persons are getting all the good handouts from the guvmint and they’re not.
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