August 31, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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Deploy the hell fire drones!
1Anything to keep him out of AZ.
2El Donaldo really doesn’t get it does he. If everyone south of the Wall is locked out of the U.S., that means all those Yankee tourists and day visitors like Trump would be stuck there forever!
3Borowitz has suggested that the President offer Mexico $5B to keep him.
4I think he’s just doing just doing a business deal.
5If the Mexican President says NADA to building the wall, then Trump will have to explain how WE will pay for it or change his mind about building it.
This is if the media asks him about it.
Here’s where the drug cartels could really do something useful.
6It would be interesting to find out if anyone would pay the ransom.
How about if we just notify Homeland Security (an oxymoron if there ever was one!) that Trump is a threat to America and his passport should be revoked. Enjoy your life in Mexico. PS: I am surprised they are letting him into Mexico in the first place
7I’m hoping there’s a lapse in security. The Mexicans should be able to finish him off. For all the Trump pinatas I’ve seen there, I suspect they’ve been practicing the deed for a while.
8Drumpf could get Zika virus and then be kept out of ‘murrica as an undesirable.
9maryelle, it would end up like “The Ransom of Red Chief”– the kidnappers would end up offering us money to take him back. (Not that we’d pay.)
10Front page news in the EU but not here: “Trump is not going by himself. Rudy Giuliani, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus and Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions, are also attending the meeting” Comediac Pence said Trump’s trip to Mexico demonstrates what a “decisive leader” he would be if elected president.
“Hillary Clinton has finally responded to Mr Trump’s audacious move by compiling a “big, beautiful list of literally every tweet Donald Trump has sent about Mexico over the last two years”
11Lessee…threaten to cut off the flow of cartel drugs to the USA, then go to their killing grounds for a little visit.
What could go wrong?
12How Trump will be greeted in Mexico:
https://claytoonz.com/2016/08/31/hola-senor-trump/
13I volunteer to throw the first brick!
14I agree with Dave at #8 …
15Wonder who’s “carrying his luggage”?
(Why is it that I just can’t seem to care? I don’t care where he goes, who he sees, or what he does. I really just don’t friggin’ care!)
16I’m in.
17@JAKvirginia: I get it. I have a bad case of Trump Fatigue. I just wish he would go away and let the grownups get back to running the country–and take the whole Republican Congress with him.
18Here. Stupid funny. Trump’s new tagline: I’m With Hair! (Yeah, silly.)
19I hear Obama’s got us covered. In the New Yorker, today, Andy Borowitz’ column said that Obama is giving $5 billion to Mexico as compensation. All they have to do is keep him for the duration of his natural life.
And if they’ll just put him up in a house on a main thoroughfare where people can lob eggs as they pass by — all the better.
20Just heard Donald on MSNBC … his “speech” was stilted and off index cards and he managed to offend the Mexicans … who would have thunk that would happen?!?
21Tried to convince the folks how much he cares about them because he hires so many of them and no one discussed who’s going to pay for that damned wall!?!
LOL … it was pretty stupid and, personally, I don’t believe the Mexican Prez was the least bit impressed with the Orange One!!
Too bad the Aztecs aren’t around. But then the Gods would never accept him. They’d just throw him back.
22This is great! The Hill says the latest PPP poll gives Scumpf a ZERO percent approval rating by African Americans. Hahahahahaha!!
ZEE EEE ARR OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Hahahahahaha!
http://goo.gl/625Hld
23I hear the the Secret Service’s code name for Trump is Mogul.
24I’d have gone with Agent Ornge,
I’ll be right there. Shall I bring a big jug of iced tea?
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