Pandora’s Box
While MAGA Mike Johnson busily obstructed the release of a certain Ethics Report on a certain Congressman from Florida known for botox and boinking, he neglected to take into account that there might be others who might want to illuminate the matter with kleiglights.
So AG wannabe Matt Gaetz has to contend with the fact that an eyewitness “saw” Gaetz having sex with a girl who had not yet reached the age of consent, and said as much once Johnson decided to keep a lid on Gaetz’s Ethics Report.
From ABC News: “My client testified to the House Ethics Committee that she witnessed Matt Gaetz having sex with a minor,” Florida attorney Joel Leppard told ABC News.
I don’t really want to know how it was possible to witness Gaetz and his partner having sex. No, not really. Well, yeah, kinda. Was it a Diddyesque Freak Off?
Johnson said that he didn’t want to release the report because it would “open a Pandora’s Box”.
Aptly put.
Indeed so.
1Could it be that Rimjob Johnson is hiding more than Gaetz’s misdoing’s???
2The more I hear about tRump’s picks the more I get an image in my head of a badfly managed junk drawer, the kind of junk drawer where folks are afraid to opern it cuz they could cut their hand on something sharp. As for “sharp”, no worries there. None of these nominees meet that stipulation mentally or in any other way.
3Go back in time with me, please. Was there a new congressman for a very brief time who said he was shown video and photographs of congressional orgies. IIRC, he said it was by a sitting congressman showing pictures in the cloakroom? He was deemed nuts. Was he talking about Gaetz?
4To Crone… https://x.com/kasie/status/1857022186139120046
5Gaetz is like Pandora’s Box of Chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
6Gaetz needs to sue his plastic surgeon. He looks ridiculous. Maybe he thinks his underage victim won’t recognize him.
7Wouldn’t be surprised if trumpf had his personal makeup artist help gaetz look so appealing to magats.
8The quid pro quo’s between the orange moron and gaetz are so obvious. Trumpf announced him as AG pick to put him in a position to kill the sexual predator report in exchange for getting all of TFFG’s legal issues killed. This is going to come down to this Sen Thune guy if there are any hearings and votes on the wicked clowns being nominated. Don’t know much about him except he’s stated that accommodating trumpf’s demands for recess nominations is a real possibility. He’s also a cut social security hawk.
Why bother vetting T-Rump’s Cabinet picks when the boss is already, “once, twice, thirty four times a felon”. He needs to feel
9like he fits in as he tells them what to do while they destroy the government.