Spicer Caught Hiding in the Bushes

May 10, 2017 By: El Jefe

Now THIS little tidbit –

The Washington Post is reporting that during the chaos last night, Spicer was trying to hide from the press behind some bushes on the north lawn of the WH.  He finally agreed to answer questions, but with no television lights.  So he gave an interview between two bushes in the dark.  Pretty symbolic, in my view.

Where is Zach Galifianakis when you need him?

I just tickled myself.

Being Helpful

May 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Y’all, if Jeff Session has trouble looking at himself in the mirror this morning, he can just tape this to the mirror and hardly even notice the difference.

 

 

By the way, remember his lovely bride?  “We are sick of the Watergate.  They didn’t steal anything.”  Kellyanne Conway’s role model.

 

Dear Kary,

May 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

As most of you know, our famous friend Kary retired to Spain a year ago.  He and his husband Jimmy are very happy there and God knows they’ve earned it.  Plus, he sends me really fabulous stuff and enchanting stories about the people he’s met, so it’s working out well for both of us.

In the middle of the night he sent me an email asking me what the hell is going on. Is this the end or is the little news I’m getting overblowing it?

I replied,

Oh Kary, get on an airplane and fly your cute butt right here to my house. I have an extra bedroom, about 10 bottles of wine, popcorn, and enough schadenfreude to fill the Battleship Texas. This is so much fun!

I think you can get MSNBC online. It would be worth it. Brian Williams did an extra special good job last night and Rachel is trembling with delight. However, Anderson Cooper interviewing Kellyanne Conway (yeah – sheeee’s back) last night was my favorite thing ever. He kept having to stifle a laugh, gave her the side eye about a dozen times, and came very very close to asking her if she wanted some milk in a saucer. That interview should be framed and hung in the Museum of Damn Arts.

We were at the ballgame when it broke but all round the stadium were people plugged into their smart phones. Honey, I could have rented out my charger for enough money to pay for season tickets. Bubba said, “Susan had baseball and Trump going down. If she had won the lottery that night, I’d have been Harry sitting next to Sally in the sandwich shop.

It’s more fun that recess in heaven. Wish you were here.

I love you! Susan

And that pretty much sums it up.

On edit:  I found the Cooper / Conway interview.  Here ya go.

 

Just Won’t Wait

May 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

 

Those Who Ignore History…

May 09, 2017 By: El Jefe

Nixon=Trump; Cox=Comey; Watergate=Russian; Richardson=Yates; Ruckelshaus=Bharara

Kissinger=Tillerson; Brezhnev=Putin

Mideast Cease-Fire Plan still on the table, 45 years later.

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.

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TRUMP FIRES COMEY

May 09, 2017 By: El Jefe

Looks like the FBI was getting close, so Trump fired him.  Hello, special prosecutor.