I’ll just leave this right here.  Enjoy.

Scarydouchey is out.  Kelly want him gone, and killing him seemed certainly desirable but it was eventually decided to just embarrass himself to death.

He lasted 10 days.

You know how the rightwing keeps calling transgender persons in the military a liberal “social experiment?”

Okay, let me show you a real “social experiment.”  East Texas is a social experiment. The whole damn place. I am convinced of it.

A 23 year old man living in Tyler, Texas, showed up for jury duty drunk and holding a large Coke cup filled with beer.

The deputies said the man was walking in an unstable manner and appeared to not be in a normal mental state when he left the jury room and exited the building, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

When the man attempted to come back inside the courthouse, deputies stopped him. Once he was stopped, he turned the Coca-Cola cup over to the deputies.

The sumbitch shows up drunk for jury duty and then leaves for a refill.

He was arrested for public intoxication with a $260 bond.  The county does not release the names of people arrested for misdemeanors, which is a shame because I am certain this guy’s arrest picture would include a sleeveless shirt and a Make American Great Again cap.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.

… but he prays for John McCain.

“I pray for Senator McCain, for his health, his full recovery from the cancer but it doesn’t give him the right to make people suffer more under the current ACA,” Gohmert said.

He also says, “I’ve been here 12 years but it seems like an eternity.”  No shoot, Sherlock.  It feels that way for us, too.

Louie Gohmert is drooling over tax cuts. Slobbering.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.