Yeah, Ken, because Whitewater was all about a blow job.

You slimy sumbitch, tell us about the rape investigation at Baylor.  Was that fishing?  You need to be in jail.

There is a never ending list of men in Texas who shoot armadillos and have the bullet ricochet back and put out their eye or some damn thing.

Here’s one from the Huffington Post today.

It is the same exact story we covered in July of 2015.  And pretty much the same story in October of 2015.

Here ya go on July of 2016

I’m thinking that on a slow news day, the amazing armadillo gets rehashed.  If ya think about it, pretty much anything can happen at 3:00 am and neither you nor I would be there to dispute it.

Either that or there’s just way too many people running around with an itchy handgun at 3:00 am.

Thelma this it’s one kind of Russian Commie signal.  Like, if you see that story, it’s a spy message to the Russians that something is fixing to happen.  Something awful – especially the July 2016 one.

I dunno.  After all, Thelma was right about something once so it might happen again.

Thanks to Lynn for the heads up.

Newsweek’s new cover:

Transcripts of the conversations Trump had with the Presidents of Australia and Mexico have come out of hiding and it appears that Trump lied to them, too.

You can read the transcripts online just about anywhere but here’s one thing that has me very confused.  In talking about taking in refugees from Australia, Trump says …

Y’all, look, I’m just a hairdresser from Texas so maybe there’s something I don’t know.  Who are the “local milk people.”  I’m pretty sure I don’t have any local milk people because you’d think that’s something they’d tell me.  You know, “Hey Juanita, meet your local milk people.”

Are they people who drink milk, sell milk, spill milk, milk cows, milk goats, make butter?  My milk comes from the H.E.B.  I don’t know how local that is.

Maybe if we gave the refugees some milk, they wouldn’t be “bad.”  I wonder if Trump ever thought about that.

These are confusing times, my friend.

League City, Texas, is between me and Galveston.  I generally close my eyes and hold my breath as I drive through there.

One of my Democratic friends stopped in League City and this was right next to her.

I think it was real nice of him to fly a confederate flag on the back, you know, just in case you didn’t already know he’s a big damn loser.

This is why you should always make your car passengers carry glitter.  Accidentally letting pink glitter fly all over that whole thing would have been a tragically but very cool thing.  I’ll even pay the $200 littering fine as long as he shows up to court with pictures of the glitter all over himself to prove his case.