Many are shouting this morning that Michelle Wolf was way out of bounds on Saturday when she insulted Sarah Sanders and Kellyanne Conway at the WHCD.  Trumpland was having the vapors on Sunday talk shows, and is in high spin on Faux & Friends over Wolf’s performance.  Here’s a reality check about those who are so offended:

I’m unmoved by those now taking offense at a comedienne’s crass humor.

If you held your nose and watched on Saturday, you heard the crowds at Trump’s campaign rally chanting “Nobel! Nobel! Nobel!” to Trump as he took complete credit for the thawing of relations between the two Koreas.  Let’s be frank; the vast majority of his followers don’t even know the meaning of the word Nobel, making it a certainty that the chant was planted by Trump operatives.  Additionally, FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW, a nomination for Trump was forged using identity theft.  That’s right, folks, Trumpland is actively working, illegally, I might add, to get Trump a Nobel Peace Prize.  The notion of Trump winning a Nobel is as laughable as Bernie Madoff winning Financial Deal of the Year award, but don’t let your laughter cloud your awareness.  The Nobel chant on Saturday was not just some spontaneous response from an adoring crowd – it’s an operation by Trumpland because Obama has one and he doesn’t.

We already know that Trump has lied for decades about a number of issues, including his own wealth to get into the Forbes 400.  This lie is classic Trump, but more pernicious – this time, he’s not simply impersonating himself to fluff up his own net worth.  This time, someone trying to help Trump has used identity theft to nominate Trump for a Nobel.  Shortly after that forgery, a crowd of sycophants in Michigan “spontaneously” starts chanting for Trump to get that nomination so he could demure and act (emphasis on act) modestly. What a coingkidink.

Putting aside the fact that the two Koreas have gotten together to mutually protect each of their countries from the lunatic infesting the White House, an end to the Korean War is a major event.  And I guess you could credit Trump for that thawing if threatening to murder millions of people would be considered diplomacy and peacemaking.  However, the real story here is that Trump is trying to use this major event for his own gain, which, of course, is the entire reason that he inflicted himself on the US in the first place.

There is a run-off in the Republican primary over who is going to replace Lamar Smith in Congress.

Both candidates are Trump Republicans and aside from being weird and scary, they appear to be challenging each other to a prayer-off.

Meet Chip Roy.  He’s mainly afraid of America becoming Britain, where they kill sick children and what not —

…we will see a true dystopia that mirrors the nightmare we’re seeing play out in Western Europe.  A dystopia marked by open borders and sovereignty stripped away by unaccountable and rogue judges whose oath is to ideology instead of the Constitution.  A dystopia where the pews sit empty as our society secularizes and our culture erodes from a people who place their hope in government instead of God.

He’s worked for Ken Paxton and Ted Cruz so he’s running on the Scare The Hell Out Of You platform.

And then there’s Matt McCall.  Ole Matt is Conservative. Christian. Constitutionalist.  CCC?  On the front page of his website —

If I gave you a nickel overtime he says he’s a Christian, you could buy Boardwalk with three hotels.

I want to tell you something.  If two Republican men talk about being Christian that much, I’ll give you two to one odds that both of them are stealing your silverware or having carnal knowledge with farm animals.

Next week, we’re gonna look at who is giving them boatloads of money.

Somebody please send Paul Ryan a hand basket. He’s gonna need  it for the ride.

Referring to the GOP’s Tax bill, the House Chaplin prayed …“May all members be mindful that the institutions and structures of our great nation guarantee the opportunities that have allowed some to achieve great success, while others continue to struggle,” Conroy said at the time. “May their efforts these days guarantee that there are not winners and losers under new tax laws, but benefits balanced and shared by all Americans.”

Ryan fired him immediately, saying, “Padre, you just got to stay out of politics.”

In other words, “Yes, Father, there is no morality or decency left in politics and we’d like you to keep it that way.”

I hear that Ryan is looking for a priest from the Pious Sanctuary Church of Gordon Gekko.

Smoky Joe Barton, congressvarmint from Texas, got his name because he’s a playtoy of big oil and coal.

In the Pruitt hearing today, he felt real sorry for his hero, Scott Pruitt, because Pruitt was a victim of politics.  And then Smoky Joe said he’s not for too much clean air.  He told Pruitt —

“You got picked to be the EPA administrator because of the service you provided for the great state of Oklahoma in fighting some of the Obama administration radical clean air policies.”

Yeah, too much clean air is a radical idea.

Then poor ole Joe asks this:

“You’ve been attacked for flying first class,” Barton explained. “Is that illegal?”

“That was approved by the travel office and security team at the EPA,” Pruitt replied.

Joe, nobody said it was illegal.  It’s wasteful of taxpayer money, cocky, entitled, and incredibly stoopid, but not illegal.

Watch out, Louie Gohmert, somebody is chasing you.

Trump went on Fox and Frends this morning and screwed himself.  Even when they tried to cut him off because it was really obvious that he was screwing himself right there on national teevee, he continued to hump his own leg.

Trump starts off by explaining that Cohen only represents a small portion of his legal work.  That right there is a problem.

The problem is that Trump’s claim that Cohen only deals with a small part of his legal work dramatically complicates his lawyers’ efforts to shield documents seized in FBI raids under the guise of “attorney-client privilege.”

And Trump also admitted that Cohen did, in fact, handle the Stormy Daniels case.

The president admitted on Thursday that Cohen did work on his behalf to reach a nondisclosure agreement with Daniels, who was paid $130,000 just before the 2016 presidential election.

“Like with this crazy Stormy Daniels deal, he represented me and you know, from what I see, he did absolutely nothing wrong,” Trump said.

Okay, so this means that Cohen wasn’t acting on his own?  Well, there ya go.

Let’s hope he’s invited back soon.