And by gawd, he doesn’t disappoint.

Talking on Fox News about the new proposed Space Force.

“I don’t think we can afford not to do this… whoever controls space, controls planet Earth… we have got to get back to where we can defend our country in space.”

And then in the clip right under this one, he thinks he’s Capitan Kirk and starts quoting Star Trek.

Oh Lord.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

When Trump got elected and I said he’s gonna kill us all, I thought he was going to get us into a nuclear war, and he still may, it’s still early in his term.

But, I have changed my mind – he’s gonna kill us all with the Environmental Protection Agency.

Get a load of this crapola.

I am not jacking with you.  Asbestos is back and it’s just as deadly.  There is no Clean Coal and there is no Breathable Asbestos.  Maybe they’re making it in refreshing mint flavor, I dunno, but I ain’t breathing that stuff.

Now, here comes the best part.  Wanna know who makes the most asbestos?

As the world’s largest exporter of asbestos, the Russian company Uralasbest operates an enormous open mine nearly half the size of Manhattan in a mountainous town 900 miles northeast of Moscow, according to the Center for Public Integrity.

And guess whose picture is stamped on their pallets of asbestos?

Aw, come on – this ain’t hard.  This is like second grade math. Follow the money.  It’s at the end of the dead bodies.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

My county’s Republican Party sends out emails from their candidate for congress, Pete Olson.

Pete is a big damn buddy of the recently pardoned Dinesh D’Souza, who is not only a convicted felon with no remorse, but also a butthead.

Now here’s part of Pete’s email the local Republican Party Chairman  sent out —

Inspired by the turbulent events of post-2016 presidential election America, Dinesh D’Souza’s Death of a Nation reveals an eerie similarity between the situations faced by President Trump now and the situations faced by President Lincoln in 1860. The film demonstrates how Trump can use the example of Lincoln to shut down the Democratic plantation once and for all.”

Here’s a little secret.  I live in the most diverse county in the nation.  We are edging-up on being a quarter white, a quarter Asian, a quarter black, and a quarter Hispanic.

So maybe the local Republicans might want to steer clear of using words like “planation” when every damn Republican candidate to win the primary in this county is white.  Every damn one of them.  Not even somebody with a good tan.  They all look like they arrived on a damn flight out of Sweden.

They haven’t done a picture of all their candidates together because it’s so damn embarrassing, but here’s their headquarters opening.

And our’s.

And our’s are nicer people, too.  Plus, there’s far more ta-tas.

Well, the times they are a’changing.

The Republican National Committee used a Twitter link to refer to something about the Maryland Republican Party.  Trouble was – the link wasn’t to the Maryland Republican Party.  The link was to Sexy Car Babes with a heavy emphasis on the Babes part.

It seems the Maryland Republican Party changed its Twitter handle and didn’t bother to tell the Republican National Committee. I dunno, with the splits in the Republican Party right now, maybe the two of them aren’t speaking to each other.

Dirk Haire

To make matters even dumber.  Dirk Haire said there was no problem as far as he could see,

Maryland Republican Party chairman Dirk Haire said he wasn’t worried about the mix-up between the two Twitter accounts.

Twitter is for the media and sports and Hollywood celebrities, Haire said.

“Like virtually all Americans, I don’t go on Twitter,” Haire said. “We use Facebook much more than twitter.”

Well, yeah, if you’re over 60 years old. And by the way, Dirk, unlike real Americans, has a Twitter handle. @DirkHaire.

Duh.

Thanks to Mari for the heads up.

Well, that answers that question…

My head is spinning.  How come Hope Hicks is on Air Force One? She’s a federal witness.

Is there some tampering going on?  Oh hell, if he can tweet witness tampering, why not just do it on the runway?  I mean, why try to hide it now?

Y’all, I just found out what QAnon is. That’s some weird bucket of whacky.

And if you didn’t see Charles Blow on Bill Maher, try to find it somewhere because he tipped the bucket and Republican crazy is spattering everywhere.