So, Franklin Graham, storyteller to the Steeple People, says that this crapola about Kavanaugh is totally “not relevant.”

Graham then noted that Kavanaugh has denied the accusation. “He just flat out says that’s not true. Regardless if it was true, these are two teenagers and she said no and he respected that so I don’t know what the issue is.”

So, there you have it.

It is unknown if Graham will be testifying to God’s version of this story at the committee hearing.

Here’s what I’m saying:  These old rusty sumbitches need to go.

Grassley is 85 years old.  He has been in the senate since 1980.  Before that, he was in the House representing the Iowa 3rd district.  Before that, he was in the Iowa state house from 1959 to 1975.  The man has not has a real job since 1959.

Hell, he can’t remember what he had for breakfast.

Long time customer Don sent me some creepy stuff from a new movie being produced at Liberty University, the spawn of Jerry Falwell.

A guy named Mark Taylor believes that Donald Trump was sent by God to save all of creation and your happy butt, too.  He’s probably wrong but he does have some interesting theories.

Opponents of the Great Hero Trump, Taylor says, are “not even human.” Their DNA, he reports, has been altered so that they are now “pure out evil” demonic creatures. These demonic non-humans, Taylor explains, “eat kids.” And because killing and eating children is illegal, Taylor says, the GHT will one day arrest them all.

Okay that’s one of the milder and maybe even plausible things.

Taylor warns that President Trump will soon declare martial law and begin publicly executing his political enemies. Actually, Taylor did not say this as a warning, but as a celebration.

You can go read it all.

I have to show you something.

If I was on a jury pool in a pedophile case and they said that this was the defendant, I’d have to disqualify myself because my mind is made up.  He did it.  That guy is guilty.

See what I mean?  He’s guilty, right?

Thanks to Don A for the heads up.

Donald Trump explaining the recent hurricane …

In his latest video, Trump comments on Hurricane Florence. “This is a tough hurricane,” he proclaims, “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.” Whether Florence is also wet from other standpoints is a question the president did not address.

I swear, I am not making this up.

The man’s a freekin’ genius.

My email is down and probably will be for another 24 hours.

Just open the window and holler at me!

So Trump now says he should have fired James Comey the day after the Republican convention, which even I admit, would have been an impressive feat.

President Trump said Tuesday that he regrets not firing James B. Comey as FBI director sooner, asserting that he should have done so while still a candidate for president — an option that was not actually available to him.

Oddly enough, I, too, wish Trump had fired him while he was still a candidate.  I think Hillary Clinton would be president today if he had.

I wonder when Trump would have fired Sessions?  When he was a fetus?

Dumb.  Lord, Trump is dumb.