So, Cohen gets three years in prison. That’s less than a black man with marijuana but more than a Baylor frat boy who pleads guilty to raping a coed.

Sounds about right.

This is caca del toro.

Nancy Pelosi went to the White House and walked out with Trump’s pecker in her pocket.  Best I can tell, she’s gonna stuff it, mount it, hang it over her fireplace, open her house for the home tour, and then call for a vote for Speaker of the House.

Because questioning his manhood wasn’t enough, she went for gold by calling it a tickle (damn spell check – tinkle) contest with a skunk.  She has learned how easy it is to bait him.

Thanks to Kary for the cool picture.

Go to Google.
Search for idiot.
Click images.
1000’s of pictures of Trump!

Thanks to Rick for the heads up.

WASHINGTON, DC – DECEMBER 11: U.S. President Donald Trump (2R) talks about border security with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) (R) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) as Vice President Mike Pence sits nearby in the Oval Office on December 11, 2018 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

Chuck and Nancy backed him into a corner and Mike Pence took too much Lexapro this morning.

And hey, what’s with the ten terrorists who’ve been “caught.”  Did he dream that?

I just wonder why Chuck and Nancy didn’t mention that Mexico is going to pay for the wall?

Senator Orin Hatch says that Trump does, too.  No, I am not kidding.

When the retiring Hatch – oh, and thank God for that small favor – was asked if he thinks that Trump committed any crimes …

“No because I don’t think he was involved in crimes but even then, you know, you can make anything a crime under the current laws; if you want to you can blow it way out of proportion you can do a lot of things.”

When told the federal prosecutors were making the allegations, Hatch said: “OK but I don’t care; all I can say is he’s doing a good job as president.”

And by “good job,” I’m pretty sure Hatch means, “Hell, I’m getting richer and there are no scary black people in the White House.  That’s good.”