Y’all, Kamala Harris.

If I ever commit a crime, please don’t let her prosecute me.

Please.

Oh my word, that woman knows which way the wind is blowing.

So today, all the women need to stand those ta-tas high in honor of her slicing and dicing a corrupt attire general.

I know this is minor news on a day like today but I cannot overlook it while Lindsay Graham rambles on defending Donald Trump and pretending that there was “no collusion.”

Back in Texas, our Lt. Governor Goofy Dan Patrick called Beto O’Rourke “light in the loafers.” We all know what that means.  After Goofy Dan said it, Laura Ingraham tried to walk him back.  Goofy Dan decided “Light in the loafers” meant that he waves his arms around and isn’t very smart.

Okay, so Dan’s a guy who ran sports bars in Houston, Texas, and went belly up.  Honey, that’s hard to do. You cannot do that by accident.

I know what light in the loafers means and you can damn well bet that Dan Patrick does, too.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Y’all, it is taking everything I have to keep from climbing through my teevee and smacking smug Lindsey Graham right in the nose.

What the hell is he talking about?  Hillary?

This is going to be a hard day.

UPDATED:

Thanks to Deb T we have a copy of Barr’s letter.

And: Jeffrey Toobin says, “Translated from legalese Mueller’s letter to Barr is a scathing accusation of politically-motivated lying by the attorney general. Mueller is saying the fix is in.”

i just got home and the news is saying that Mueller wrote a letter critical of Bill Barr’s summary.   And, by gawd, he sent it to Barr.  And Barr sat before congress and swore under oath that he had not heard from Mueller.

Holy damn cow.  How the fresh daily prepared prepackaged oatmeal did Barr think he was going to get away with this?

Hey, a memory from Deb T.

Meet you here for more congressional testimony tomorrow morning.

Not to worry, though. It’s a great tribute to a guy who called Nazi’s “very fine people.”

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

So Trump and his children are pretty damn upset about the congressional subpoena to Deutsche Bank and Capital One. They are so upset that they are …. suing!

Instead of pointing a finger, giggling, and asking, “what ya scared of, Donnie?” Chairman Adam Schiff took it seriously. I have no idea why.

“As a private businessman, Trump routinely used his well-known litigiousness and the threat of lawsuits to intimidate others, but he will find that Congress will not be deterred from carrying out its constitutional responsibilities,” the statement said.

Congress has a few lawyers of their own, Trump, and haven’t all of yours gone to jail?

I can promise you that’s there’s something kinky going on with Deutsche Bank.  Promise.