John Kelly, Trump’s former Chief of Staff, said that he told Trump “not to hire a replacement who wouldn’t tell him the truth or that he would be impeached.”

And that’s probably true because current Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney practically bragged that Trump extorted a foreign government to screw up United States elections.

But the best part of this story is that White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham, had an answer.

 “I worked with John Kelly, and he was totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great President.”

They say she said it with a straight face. I wouldn’t know because I’ve never seen her.

If you work hard enough, you can make almost anything funny.

Yesterday I got an email from a customer giving me a heads up about voter fraud in New Hampshire.

I want to reassure this customer that the time-honored white straight male illegal voting still holds true in Texas.  This time it was done by a candidate and the man named “Precinct Chair of The Year” by the GOP County Chairman and  by another man who now sits in the Texas legislature.  Beside digging out all the evidence needed to prosecute this case, I found two witnesses willing to testify that the Precinct Chair of Year bragged about doing this.

He was never indicted or charged.

But the black woman who voted while on parole will be in prison for five years.

Because there is no white priviledge.

Thanks to Steve for the heads up. 

Well, well, well.  We thought he wouldn’t come, but … maybe. But only if he doesn’t look fat.

Will he throw out the first pitch?

They’ve got to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor — I’ll look too heavy,” he responded when a reporter asked him about whether he would take the mound. Trump appeared to be making a reference to a bulletproof vest that presidents sometimes are required to wear by Secret Service when they are amid large crowds.

Yeah, that’s the o n l y reason. He can throw a 95 mph fast ball. Believe  him, he can.

UPDATE:

I know Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen and I seems overly concerned about the fake PACs who raise tax free money for political candidates and issues.  Mainly, it just hacks us off because it encourages distrust in the system.

Not very often, but sometimes something is done to help stop it.

Scott B. Mackenzie ran up to 50 scam PACs over the years from 2011 to 2018.  He joined Ronald Reagan’s presidential campaign in Los Angeles in 1979 as deputy treasurer, and he moved to Washington, D.C., in 1980. He remained active in Republican politics, and while I fully and completely support Republicans scamming other Republicans, it’s also very nice to see one get caught.

Mackenzie, who lives in Arlington, Virginia, was arraigned in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia in Alexandria. He faces a maximum of five years in prison, a fine of $250,000 and restitution of $172,200, according to court documents. He is scheduled to be sentenced on Feb. 21. His lawyer could not immediately be reached for comment.

Y’all, this guy even scammed for veteran causes.

On the upside, maybe he’d fundraise for Matt Gaetz next time.

CNN says that Harvard Law professor Laurence Tribe told them that Democrats have “what amounts to not just a smoking gun, but a smoking Howitzer” against President Trump.

Said Tribe: “This is just the most transparently clear abuse of power and an impeachable offense that I can remember in the history of the United States and I studied it pretty thoroughly, This makes the Nixon situation looks silly by comparison, this is way more serious.”

Personally, I think what we have right now is so powerful that it could jump-start a nuclear powered submarine.

Sooooo … by all means, Matt Gaetz, come bring your boy club to do another riot in that “particularly weird” way you have.