Mark Meadows’ Main Squeeze Gets Squished

July 06, 2024 By: Half Empty

Wanna hear a great story to ease those “I Got The MAGA Blues” blues? Got one here.

TFG’s fourth White House Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, has a wife, Debbie. Or Debra for short. Debra started a political action committee called “Right Women”. Clever, huh? As in “hmmm, do they mean exactitude or a place on the political spectrum?

Or both?

Mark’s wife, along with another political wife, that of Theodore “Ted” Budd, the Republican junior senator from North Carolina, formed a Super PAC in order to fund MAGA-prone Republican candidates in primary and “winnable” general elections. Such congressional divas like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren “Beetlejuice” Boebert have benefitted from the PAC’s largesse.

It seems that the PAC made “an administrative error” in 2022 when it funneled $191,871 in campaign cash to the campaign of former Rep. Stella Yvette Herrell of New Mexico in her failed attempt to retain her seat against Democratic challenger Gabe Vasquez (D NM-02). The error entailed not reporting the donation to the FEC within the prescribed time period.

The FEC has a thing about reporting donations of more than $10,000 cash to a campaign within 20 days of an election. That’s probably to keep cheating cheaters who cheat from dropping a potload of money on a campaign without telling anyone so as to give them hidden advantage as Election Day nears.

It’s a pretty good law, but somehow the PAC forgot to mention to the FEC their donation until after the election.

After the election (that Vasquez won by 1300 votes), the PAC filed their report, the error was flagged, and the matter finally landed in the Alternative Dispute Resolution Office.

There, we are told, the PAC agreed to pay a $9,500 fine, and from what we are given to understand, the PAC agreed to fold their tent.

After paying their fine and various debts, the PAC cashed out by sending $45,000 to each of three charities that we can all agree are highly deserving entities: St. Jude Hospital, Toys For Tots, and the USO.

And that is $135,000 that does not go to make door hangers, campaign signs, and bumper stickers for some MAGA candidate.

Sometimes we win one.

[Hat tip to Alfredo at the Dairy Queen.]

 

Special July 4 Toons

July 04, 2024 By: Fenway Fran

Things Have Changed

July 03, 2024 By: Half Empty

I am captivated by this song by Bob Dylan. Here’s the chorus:

People are crazy and times are strange
I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

It was released in May of 2000, and Dylan actually got an Oscar for it for “Best Original Song”.

Readers here can well imagine why this song, now almost a quarter century old, rings true today.

There are better examples than my current focus that exemplify what Dylan was saying, like the whole SCOTUS/POTUS thing, but bear with me.

On June 19th, Louisiana Republican governor Jeff Landry signed into law Louisiana House Bill 71, making it mandatory that The Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:1-17) be displayed in every K-12 classroom in the state.

That was news enough, but tomorrow, July 4th, marks another day in Louisiana state history: Conceal-carry is legal in the State of Louisiana. 

Isn’t that strange? A state that perceives itself as a land of law abiding Christian faithful also needs a law that allows firearms to be carried in concealment?

Never mind that it forbids convicted felons from carrying concealed weapons (so sorry, TFG), and never mind that they’re still trying to keep the law unenforced in The French Quarter, what is up with this?

Can things get any stranger in this country?

Don’t answer that.

78 Days Should Do It

July 02, 2024 By: Half Empty

When does a Supreme Court decision on the issue of Presidential Immunity for official acts cover paying off a porn star for having absolutely no sex with you at all?

Right now, it seems.

Judge Merchan has decided that since TFG was president when he signed checks, in the Oval Office no less, to compensate Michael Cohen for his services in paying “hush money” to Stormy Daniels, we have to figure out if The Felonious Grifter had immunity to do so.

Never mind all of the other stuff that TFG is immune from, now that SCOTUS has blessed his ability to lie, cheat, and steal his way through life. This one, this checking whether the former President can write Cohen these checks and then report the checks as business expenses (that bought him his Presidency, some would say), really takes “the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen”.

September 18 is the next available date that Judge Merchan has to sentence the former President of the United States for his 34 felonies.

Or will it be 33 felonies? Or 3?

Only time will tell. 78 days of it to be exact.

 

That Took Six Months?

July 01, 2024 By: Half Empty

It was December 11th of last year when Special Prosecutor Jack Smith asked the Supreme Court to pre-emptorily rule on whether a President has absolute immunity from prosecution.

This old ABC piece reminds us all that “hours after Smith filed his request Monday, the court said it would consider the request on an expedited basis”.

That article was printed 203 days ago.

And now we have the answer. The President is immune for their presidential acts, and is not immune from their non-presidential acts.

Oh, holy cannolli. A thousand lawyer jokes just flashed before my eyes.

The Truman Library lists what things a president can do and what things they can not do. Go look, we’ll wait.

See that?

Any surprises?

I had one. Where does it say that a President is not allowed to mow the carpet? I don’t see it listed anywhere.

So now we have to make a list of things that The Felonious Grifter did on January 6, 2021 and in the days leading up to it, and add two columns of check boxes next to them indicating whether they are “Presidential” or “Not Presidential”.

The Truman Library listed five things that a president can not do. Along with adding “no mowing of carpets, anywhere or anytime,” I hope to see that list expanded upon by thorough court review that should conclude sometime during President Newsom’s 2nd term.

The Weekly Dr. Seuss

June 30, 2024 By: Half Empty

If you’ve been paying attention, there is an America First movement ongoing in the United States.

The America First people claim to be a “501(c)(3) non-profit, non-partisan research institute” but if you scan their web pages you’ll quickly learn that using the term “non-partisan” in their mission statement is their most comedic moment.

“America First” is probably the most malignant concept ever to spring from the minds of treachery advocates. A good listen to Rachel Maddow’s “Ultra” podcasts will give you the backstory on these people. They are behind the “Peace Movement” that arose in our country before World War 2: a movement inspired by fascists and American Nazis to keep the United States out of World War Two.

They are reborn today in the extremist MAGA Republican agenda to install fascist-friendly candidates into government office.

Theodore Geisel, before he became Dr. Seuss, a beloved children’s book author of the type that “Brave Books” would never consider publishing, was a political cartoonist. His work to oppose America Firsters in the pre-war years is nearly forgotten.

So like Maddow’s effort to show how the MAGA Movement is nowhere near an original thought (America First was first), we present selections from the Seuss collection.

See if you can pick out the uncanny parallels.
Oh, and if you are looking for more free Sunday Doonesbury cartoons here, this is not the place. This, however, is. It’s just not as free as reading this blog.