Conspiracy Theories You Can Believe In

February 04, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

There’s this guy named Wayne Root but I suspect that’s not his real name because his little Root for America logo is just a step too clever.

Anyway, he writes a blog and rubs his tingly parts all over Trump every damn day of the week.  Ole Wayne has a way for Ole Don to make “the biggest comeback in history.”

It involves things that people probably have never thought about before.  You know like: get Trump supporters elected all over the country.  Especially in safe Republican districts, because then you only have to win the primary. Think about it a step further – they could run a Proud Boy against an incumbent in a financially well-off district. That’ll work.

It’s hard to believe that Ole Wayne hasn’t landed himself a job as one of those big time political consultants on teevee.  I mean, primary incumbents in their own primary!  Why didn’t I think of that?

He wants to change the Drudge Report to the Trump Report.  He wants Trump to raise money to build the Trump News Network.

Only Trump has the money, brand and fundraising ability to change the media and social media landscape like this. And think of the amazing bonus- not only will 74 million Trump voters have permanent places to communicate, but if we all move away from mainstream media and social media, they will collapse. Trump will cripple his enemies and put many of them out of business.

I don’t think Ole Wayne has any dancin’ idea how large the mainstream media is.

Remember the story about the local town parade and Momma went to see her oldest boy Johnny play his trumpet in the high school marching band.  Here comes the band and to all her friends’ horror, Johnny was marching completely out of step with the rest of the band.  Momma, however, was delighted.  “Look at that,” she said proudly, “everybody in the band is out of step except my Johnny.”

How come all the news media – even Fox now – is anti-Trump?

The reason Ole Wayne came onto my screen is because our friend Henry thought I’d find this part interesting and I do.

Lastly, here’s one more idea for Trump. Run for Congress in 2022. Pick any GOP friendly district in Florida, where you’re loved. Primary a RINO who stabbed you in the back. You’ll win the primary by a landslide. Since it’s a GOP district, you’re guaranteed victory in the general election. Once in Congress, with the GOP regaining control in 2022, and most of the candidates loyal to you, you’ll be elected Speaker of the House. From that platform, Trump can lead the impeachment of President Biden.

Now right there is some conspiracy you can cringe at, and just one more reason to impeach the sumbitch.

If you ever feel the need to visit Ole Wayne, here ya go.

Take Your Pick

February 04, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Written by Nick Carraway.

It seems like hyperbole, but I’m not so sure. Pelosi blasted McCarthy by labeling him as Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA). So, Pelosi is putting him in the Q party. Simply hilarious. It was clear that it wasn’t a typo since she also said in her statement that McCarthy had ceded power in the GOP to Greene.

Predictably, the outrage machine kicked in full force. How could she treat the minority leader with such disrespect? We need to be moving forward in unity and bipartisanship. Such an insult is beneath the dignity of her office. I’m sure a cursory Google search would find commentary saying all of these things in some combination.

Let’s remember one key thing. In addition to Jewish space lasers, denying school shootings, and vast Q conspiracies, GREENE ACTUALLY THREATENED PELOSI’S LIFE! I don’t normally scream like that, but I feel like somebody needs to do it. If your response to that is to have a private sit down meeting with her and then to do nothing then you have either been neutered as a leader or you tacitly approve of her statements. The time for being nice and polite ended a long time ago.

For me, just stripping her of her committee assignments is over the top in terms of generosity. If I were speaker she would be thrown out of the House and she would be in jail. Vote or no vote I’d have her arrested on the House floor in front of the cameras for all the world to see. I would make it be known that any member not voting for her removal is a traitor against the United States. It is long past time to give these people any due or deference.

The time for playing nice is over. That time passed when the former president launched an insurrection on the Capitol and the GOP caucus excused it. Not only did they excuse it but they are threatening the few GOP members that saw it for what it was. They are eating their own. So if your little feelings are hurt over the minority leader being called A Q I honestly don’t care. Put on your big boy and girl pants and deal with it. You either follow the ex-president and Q or you defend the United States. Get up off your duff and pick a side.

Nick

Newt!

February 03, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

I know you were waiting for it. After 4 long, cold years we finally get to see Newt Gingrich make a pig of himself again.

Here he is thinking it’s a fantastic idea to call a black woman a “lynch mob” if she criticizes a white supremacist.

 

Damn.  It’s the first time I’ve seen him use the term lynch mob and make it a negative thing.

 

Smoking Guns and Strong Links

February 03, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Written by Elizabeth Moon.

The appearance online last week of Acting Secretary of Defense Chris Miller’s actual instructions to the Secretary of the Army concerning the “possible” use of the District of Columbia National Guard (DCNG) January 6, is the smoking gun here.  As Secretary of Defense, Miller was appointed by Trump after his defeat and took his orders from Trump and was authorized to pass Trump’s orders to Secretaries of the military branches.  Thus Miller’s instructions to the Secretary of the Army–from whom the command chain of the National Guard descends–would control any National Guard response.  

In addition, a Vanity Fair article by Adam Ciralsky (published January 22, 2021) sealed the last holes in the chain of command.  There is no written order from Trump, but there is a solid chain of evidence that what Miller did and did not do was authorized by Trump and accorded with his wishes.  Ciralsky, who was “embedded” with Miller, has Miller’s own descriptions, and also talked to his two subordinates, Kash Patel and Ezra Cohen, as well as some other individuals he does not name, but quotes.  He had very unusual access.

Click to see document.

Both the memorandum sent to the Secretary of the Army and the details of Miller’s actions as reported by Ciralsky are important to close the gaps, but first take a look at the memorandum.  Supposedly (according to Trump and Miller) the limitations on the National Guard’s equipment and activity resulted from the D.C. Mayor’s complaints following the savage attacks on a peaceful demonstration in front of the White House July 1, 2020, when federal troops (undesignated, uniforms but no patched) tear-gassed and roughed up noisy but harmless demonstrators so the President could walk through Lafayette Park and pose in front of St. James Episcopal Church waving a Bible.  Personally, I think Trump and Miller used that as an excuse for the more ridiculous limits placed on the DCNG troops, to assure that they would not be able to act effectively even if deployed.

Unlike the police, they were not to carry weapons of any kind, wear protective gear (helmets, body armor), use any riot control equipment, make physical contact with any of the demonstrators except to save their own lives or the lives of others, share any equipment with other law enforcement units, make use of any Intelligence, Surveillance, Reconnaissance assets (ISR) or conduct any ISR activities such as Incidence, Awareness, Assessment.  They were not to employ helicopters or other air assets. They were not to conduct searches, seizures, arrests “or other law enforcement activity,” or to seek support from non-DCNG units (such as the Maryland National Guard which appeared later.) 

These restrictions, coupled with the delay in deployment, meant that the DC National Guard was being sent into an active and very dangerous riot zone where the Capitol Police were being beaten, dragged, hit with poles and even a fire extinguisher with less equipment than some of the rioters.  The several groups of trained ex-military/paramilitary wore combat quality helmets, body armor, face shields, gas masks…and carried tasers, knives, and some of them other weapons.  Many others in the crowd wore helmets of some kind, body armor of a sort, and carried improvised (but effective) weapons.

What, exactly, could the National Guard–without any weapons, without any protective gear, without any riot control gear, with no ability to call in air support or assistance from another National Guard unit (e.g. Maryland NG)–be expected to do?  Look impressive?  Add to the casualty count?  They’d have been helpless to prevent what actually happened, and coming on the scene late, would not have been able to stop what had started.  And they required a direct order to do even that much.

The Secretary of the Army had to send them, and he needed the GO from the Secretary of Defense, who knew what Trump had told him…or rather, as the next post will explain, how Trump had sortakinda-but-not-exactly told him.  But this is a very smoking gun, blazing hot, with fingerprints right on it, all identifiable.  

 

Okay, There Will Be A Vote

February 03, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Steny Hoyer issued this statement today —

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., met with Greene on Tuesday evening in his Capitol office. He offered no immediate comment following the discussion.

“I spoke to Leader McCarthy this morning, and it is clear there is no alternative to holding a Floor vote on the resolution to remove Rep. Greene from her committee assignments,” Hoyer said in a statement Wednesday.

Vote and be done with it, guys.

I tell ya what. If Greene can explain to us all who King Leonidas and Xerxes are and why she is on the wrong side of this analogy, I’ll eat the wrapper and throw away the Twinkie.

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up. 

 

Good Lawyering Is A Thing Of Beauty

February 03, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Back a while ago, I applauded the lawyers representing Dominion voting machines for aggressively going after the yabbermouths attacking their machines.  Free speech ain’t free – it is bought with responsibility. Slander is slander and should be treated as such.

Well, let me show you how that works.

 

 

Brian Williams is a fun one to watch and I just didn’t want you to miss this one.