Some Texas friends and I were making plans late, late on election night about the best way to survive four loooooong years of Dan Patrick.  The man is just a shiver looking for a spine to run up.

We took to the Facebook thing where one friend suggested that we all move to Canada.  That seemed a little extreme to me.  Someone else suggested Oregon, where they have Democrats, marijuana, and places to go fishing.  That’s kinda hard to beat so we began studying up on Lewis and Clark.

It appears that we were not alone.  Someone else had our idea.  It’s a fun read.

Besides, it beats the hell out of buying a franchise to the Jodi Ernst Cracker Cackle Classes or the Louie Gohmert Brain Surgery Made Fun Institute.

Thanks to Mary for the heads up.