Last night I got a text message from Glen Maxey, who was in an airport in Atlanta.  He told me that he was fixing to get on the same flight as Louie Gohmert.

I warned him that until they can scientifically prove that goofy is not contagious, he should take another flight.  I also told him that I’d pay one dollar cash American money for a picture of Louie Gohmert.   Since the quality of the picture  is bad and Louie is not picking his nose, he’s only getting fifty cents.

By the way, we did raise enough money to send Louie some love in the form of people to vote against him by mail.  Glen says we’ve raised about $4,200 which covers about 12,500 people.  We only need $500 more to reach our goal.

Meanwhile, Louie is touring Texas State Technical College in Marshall, Texas, to see the truck driving school.  Still it’s college and Louie will need some of the big words explained to him.

We here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., just want you to know that we’re keeping an eye on Louie.  Now if we could just keep a foot on him, we’d be happy.