The boys at Our Lady of Sorrows Catholic High School in Arizona might want to change their name to Our Lady of Everlasting Virginity.  Those boys ain’t ever gonna get laid.

Mesa Preparatory Academy and Our Lady of Sorrows (no, I did not make up that name) were set to play in the state high school baseball championship this week.  But, there was an insurmountable horror:  Mesa Prep had a – prepare yourself – girl playing second base on their team.  A real, live girl.

So, Our Lady of Sorrows made the principled decision to forfeit the game rather than play against a team with a  girl.

At least, that’s their story.

Our Lady of Sorrows, a fundamentalist Catholic school in Phoenix that lost twice to Mesa Prep during the regular season, chose to forfeit the championship game rather than play a team fielding a female player.

Chickens.

Her teammates have stood up for her.

During Mesa Prep’s two previous games with Our Lady of Sorrows, Paige didn’t play out of respect for the opposing team’s beliefs, but that wasn’t going to be an option this time, Pamela said.

“We respected their school rule … but she took it hard,” Pamela said. “She didn’t like it and neither did her teammates. They went out and played the best they could because they wanted to prove a point.”

Paige Sultzbach

Mesa Prep is undefeated and the state champion, with a girl playing second base.

It ended with Our Lady of Sorrows forfeiting the game.

Like I said, those wussy boy at Our Lady of Sorrows ain’t never gonna get laid.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.