April 28, 2022
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Category: Uncategorized
Y’all, here’s what happens when your brains get soft.
Former president Donald Trump said he feared protesters would hit him with tomatoes, pineapples and other “very dangerous” fruit at his campaign rallies, declaring in a sworn deposition that “you can be killed if that happens.”
This comes from an event in Iowa where Trump pretended that people came to the rally with tomatoes. He told the audience that if they saw someone trying to throw tomatoes at him, they should “knock the crap out of them.”
At one point in the questioning, Trump said his “knock the crap” statement was made “sort of in jest.” He then added, “But maybe, you know, a little truth to it.”
That sound you hear is my eyes rolling. Yeah, loudly.
Poor Donnie. Unless the fruit was canned, still in the can, and thrown with velocity, the little snowflake was in no danger. His image? Yeah. Nothing says “popular guy” quite like being pelted with rotten fruit.
Nevuh felt inclined to attend one of his hate rallies. Dick Cheney was once in the ‘hood. Discretion being the better part of valor also did not attend that gathering. There are just things one shouldn’t shout around a bunch of SS agents.
1I have a new container of little Angel Sweet tomatoes from HEB – I wonder if those would hurt. Sadly, I don’t have a sling shot!
2The sad part is that even this weeniness won’t deter his fan base. They are all immune to shame or embarrassment.
3The man is senile.
4Someone was and probably is still paranoid.
5So fruit is TFG’s kryptonite…
JANE & PKM @1 – I think bulging cans of fruit with a touch of botulism going on would work. Keep the good ones for yourself.
6It’s a Monty Python homage. Perhaps the Tiger King can help defend The Donald from people armed with strawberries.
7My weapon of choice would be eggs…the older the better.
8He just won’t go freeking away…..even one day would be lovely.
9He’d heard antifa was hiding pineapples in their long black coats ready to launch them at him. Same ones staged the Jan 6 insurrection, he heard.
10Isn’t fruit considered Free Speech?
Not to worry if you run out of rotten eggs or tomatoes as an old shoe, preferably steeped in fresh dog poop, works fine.
BUSH SHOE THROW LOOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4rYWc4o-eY
11I live in Hawaii.
12With all the pineapples in my neighborhood I must live in a much more dangerous place than I ever realized.
I don’t know how a grown man can be such a god damned pussy!
13Papa @7, lol “weaponized” fruit.
AK Lynne @9, rotten eggs for the rottenest egg in the QNP.
Fran seyer @10 **if only** the entire Qcumber Nazi Party would disappear and take TFG with them. Please, please, please would they consider ‘going away’ and give us a chance to “miss them.”
14Oldymoldy @14, the TFG is even sadder than what you have described. Donnie** nevuh matured; quite likely he’s the worst case of arrested development in psychiatric history. As for that loser being a pussy? Probably Freudian that the weak little pussy ‘thought’ he could reverse his inadequacies by becoming a pu$$y grabber.
15Mr Wig opened his mouth ………………
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