I know it’s gonna to come as a shock to you that another old white guy in the senate said something totally self-serving, completely ignorant, and patently offensive.

Utah Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch warned Tuesday that efforts to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act in the Senate might be complicated because once the public “is on the dole, they’ll take every dime they can.”

There is the distinct possibility that he just stumbled on his words and meant to say, “once the United States Senate is on the dole from insurance companies and the pharmaceutical industry, they’ll take every dime they can get.”

Seriously, upon completion of his remarks, the entire Senate committee cleared the joint immediately.  There’s poor old Orin sitting there by his lonesome.  Well, except for an aide who leads him to the bathroom every hour, but is now trying like the dickens to hide for fear of everyone knowing she drew the Lead Orin straw this week.

I did not photoshop this picture.  They were like, “Let’s get the hell outta Dodge.  Did you hear what that old fool said to voters?”

The problem with Obamacare is that it’s way too healthier.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.