October 07, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
What was that third thing? It’s here somewhere…oh, yeah, forgot to put my name in the hat…
1No Ted Cruz either.
2No Thurston Howell Romney III either!!!!!
3What? Where’s Noot? Where’s Graham Crackers? Where’s Crazy Eyes? Where’s Caribou Barbie? What happened to Jindal, and Cain (and his mistress)? And last (and least) … poor ole Big Hair.
I tell ya. What’s the GOP coming to when they can’t field a clown car with at least a dozen candidates?
4If they put an image for every idiot that’s going to be riding in the Republican Clown Car, that’d take up the entire page.
That, or they think (rightfully) that it’ll be our misguided Cruz missile that’ll be running…
5HuffPo must have been short on ink to have missed the Double Dirty Dozen of clowns slithering up the exhaust pipe, oozing out the windows and clinging to the roof. Maybe those are just the six clinging to the car tires? Rick must have been clutching the oil pan, missing his photo op.
Here’s half of the 2016 gathering of classless clowns: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/apix/141006_gop_2016_aps_605.jpg
6Well after seeing that image I am missing my breakfast now. Does that count?
7Well, I don’t see anybody that won’t get whipped by a Dem.
8Alas, poor NoRick! I knew him, Horatio:
9pRick’s hair wouldn’t be seen with the other guys.
10Ummm,
Females?
Melanocytes?
People with compassion?
I GOT it! SOULS!!!
11Well, if Miz Lindsey doesn’t join the boys, I will be so disappointed.
12So the Repubs are pRick-less … in Cleveland?
13I was tempted to say news…..
Lynne is correct, Ms Lindsey, done declared! The nerve of those Liberals leaving him off the dance card!
14Pack up the typewriters, fellas: Old Fart wins the Intertubez today!
15daChipster, indeed Old Fart wins, with one minor homophone addition. No “soles, all heels.”
16Huff Post probably knew that those six were scary enough without adding you-know-who. They’re right.
17We’re gonna miss Bachmann, Ropaul, Cain, and so forth and their complete embrace of insanity at every turn and every nuance of policy. The 2012 teapublican’t debates were the best comedy network TV has offered with it’s current lineup of sit alleged coms since Archie Bunker who could beat each and every one of 2016’s teapublican’t clowns hands down. Especially with ads like this about guns for everyone:
18http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lDb0Dn8OXE
I was going to say that I don’t see Santorum, but I do see santorum in each picture.
19Whoever the Republicans pick to run in 2016, they’ll be betting against Warren Buffett, who says he will put down cash money that Hillary will win:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/07/politics/buffett-clinton-2016/
20Yup! Warren knows what he’s doing.
21So, the Klown Kar’s only half full?
22A bloody primary: tomato juice, vodka, worcestershire & tobasco sauce, celery stick, other flavorings, and a pri.
23What’s missing? Brains.
24They didn’t include the driver of the clown car, Citizen Cruz. Here in Virginia, he’s considered a major league emetic.
25… Make that “Northern Virginia” … the Rest of Virginia is just North North Carolina.
26That clown car is doomed no matter how many jokers are stuffed within it.
27maryelle, Reince Priebus has some shuffling to do, when his deck contains nothing but blanks and jokers, while the clown car is still reeling from 2012.
Hope Texas sees Maxey Scherr again. She sure had the clown car figured: http://texasoncruzcontrol.com/
On the good news front, have seen a few indications today that Senator Davis is gaining on that clod/clown Abbott.
GO BLUE TEXAS!
28Well, Rick was probably too busy presiding over Ebola to join the group. After all, if there was a disaster waiting to happen, Ricky had to be present to set it off, which, apparently, he certainly did !
29It’s still early. This year they may need a clown bus.
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