Oooooohhhhhh, Mygoodnesssake …..
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Thank you, Mike, for letting us know about the cover of the Austin Chronicle.
The cover has a Rick Perry Halloween Mask and the fun that goes with it —
In any case, here’s how you can be like Rick this Halloween:
1) Pick up a copy of the Chronicle. Yeah, we know, that’s almost like dealing with the press, but it’s not like you’re answering any questions.
2) Demand that the federal government provide you with a pair of scissors. If the feds do offer you some, say you’ll only accept them if they break off one of the blades. If they refuse, threaten to sue and then just ask a campaign donor for a nice shiny pair.
Scamper on over and read the rest. It’s a real treat!