Or maybe he’s going to call his flying monkeys.

Y’all, I was totally creeped out by Trump’s ideas about how to torture migrants. I think he made the fence where you can see through it so he could watch people getting eaten by alligators and bitten by snakes.  How did he forget piranhas?  Or a batch of flesh eating viruses?

“Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him.”

How ’bout we get a whole bunch of bowling balls and play a Knock Down A Migrant And Win a Prize game?

I think when his staff ruined all his fun about the spikes, the alligators, the kneecap shooting, and the electrification is when Trump came up with the idea to take their children away from them and put them in prisons where they’ll never see their parents again.  Which, in my mind, is the cruelest torture of all.

I’m so glad Trump is a Christian and protects Christian values — just imagine if he wasn’t.