Giving the excuse that the customer called in a pizza order right at closing time, an 18 year old boy in Georgetown, Texas, got caught doing the unthinkable.

A Georgetown man is facing charges after a customer caught him rubbing his genitals on a pizza at a take and bake pizza store.

According to court records, Austin Michael Symonds is facing a charge of tampering with consumer product after the customer says he saw Symonds rubbing his scrotum on his family sized stuffed pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese at the Papa Murphy’s on Williams Drive in Georgetown.

The customer told police he confronted Symonds, who apologized saying, “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid.” The customer demanded to know Symonds’ age.

“Eighteen,” he replied.

“So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza,” the customer said. “Yes.” Symonds replied.

Yeah, that extra cheese and pineapple is really irresistible.

For the rest of his life, when people Google his name ….

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