Sometimes people are so weird that it stands out.  In a day and age where it’s hard to tell satire from reality, Chris Sevier, a writ twit in Tennessee, glows in the weirdness darkness.

Last year, Chris sued Apple for not putting a porn blocker on his computer, which caused him to watch porn, and destroyed his marriage.  Chris contends that porn is addictive.  I did not know that.  I have scientific evidence that sex is addictive, but porn, I dunno.

This year, Chris moved to Florida where he has sued A&E for taking Phil Robertson off teevee.  He was also arrested for stalking country music star John Rich.

Now he has filed …

…a motion to intervene on the Florida gay marriage case on behalf of “other minority sexual orientation groups.” In the 24-page document, Sevier says that if gay couples “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object.” Which is? “My porn filled Apple computer,” according to Sevier’s filing.

His computer is more sexually attractive to him than women.

Speaking for women everywhere, “Thank you, God.”

Thanks to John for the heads up.