How do you say the i word without saying the i word?  Oh, issuing a warning to President Obama is a good place to start.

Republican congressfool Steve King from the vast plains of Iowa up and decided to say the i word without actually doing so.

Rep. Steve King (R-IA) pleaded with President Barack Obama over the weekend not to force the House of Representatives to begin impeachment hearings by taking executive action on reforming the immigration process after Congress failed to do so.

Kings says that if President Obama stops the deportation of 11 million then congress has no choice. “I think Congress has to sit down and have a serious look at the rest of this Constitution, and that includes that i-word that we don’t want to say.”

So, if they start impeachment proceedings, it’s Obama’s fault.  He made them do it.  They couldn’t do anything else.  They had to impeach him.  They didn’t want to but Obama gave them no choice.  Well, I guess they could hold their breath instead, but nahhh …. that doesn’t get headlines.  I guess they could go to lunch instead of impeaching but they can’t agree on where to go.

See?  They HAVE to impeach him.

Altogether now, 3…2…1… it’s Obama’s fault.

And, while we’re talking about Steve King, I need to tell you that he did something else to hack me off.

So, he gets on the electric teevee and preaches against Dreamers.  And the son of a motherless goat says, “Well, not all Dreamers are valedictorians.”

Well, I would listen to this old goat except for the fact that he attended Northwest Missouri State University (whose motto is “we’ve never heard of you either”) majoring in being a “wildlife officer.”  He dropped out before getting a degree .  So, let’s not be talking about valedictorians, Mr. Dropout.

Maybe all Dreamers aren’t valedictorians but they are all of “good moral character,” which is more than Steve King can say.  King voted against legislation opposing dogfight and cock fighting.

He makes my butt hurt.