Okay, There’s a Simple Explanation: Trump Wakes Up In A New World Every Day.
Last night national security adviser H.R. McMaster came out in front of the White House and used tortured language to strongly deny that Trump did something that no one suggested he did do. It was weird. I’m talking M. Night Shyamalan weird.
Then reports said that there was a mess of yelling and hollering inside the White House.
Then Trump goes to Twitter and admits the whole damn thing this morning, proving once again that he wakes up in a ew world every day.
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Humanitarian reasons? For the first time in his life?
And you gotta wonder – did he forget he fired Comey?
So the fact that he revealed highly classified information to an adversary and then tried to deny that he did is not important. What is important is that we have to catch the person who leaked his scary crap to the rest of the intelligence community and the public. Yeah, right – Deep Throat was the villain and Nixon was the hero.
He wakes up in a new world every day.
Such a humanitarian. He wants to deny 24, or more, million people heath care, women the rights to their own bodies, etc, etc, etc, etc, yet he is concerned about airline safety?!?!? Do NOT feed me bull$h!t and tell me it’s chocolate pie.
1OMG—just OMG. Trump is the baby Duck pres.
2We are SO screwed.!
Look in the mirror, Prez. There’s your leaker!
3Anyone want to guess what the J in Donald J Trump stands for?
4“He wakes up in a new world every day.”
The old Cooter-in-Thief changes from a supine position to something resembling a vertical position to begin his predawn twitter barrage. There is no evidence to any degree of “waking up” when that occurs.
5I suspect Ronald Reagan, like Hair Drumpf, suffered from dementia and Alzheimer’s during his administration as well. However, without mobile phones and social media, all Reagan could have done was wander off.
I wonder if both Reagan and Drumpf didn’t wander around the WH and maybe the grounds in the wee hours. Like Jane & PKM mentioned above Drumpf probably doesn’t sleep soundly and probably gets up frequently for this or that old man reason. Or maybe he’s bored. In NYC he might have on-call friends in the Tower, who’s only job was to entertain him while the rest of his world slept.
6I’m reminded of Hasan Minhaj at the 2017 White House Correspondents’ Dinner:
“A lot of people told me, ‘Hasan, if you go after the administration, it would be petty, unfair and childish.’ In other words, presidential, so here we go….”
“You know Donald Trump doesn’t drink. So think about that. Every statement… every interview… every tweet… completely sober. How is that possible?! He tweets at 3 AM sober!”….
“‘Anything is possible’ used to have a positive connotation. Anything is possible! Now we’re all [hunkering down nervously] ‘ANYTHING is possible!’”
7I hear McCain and Graham broke out the rare, dual furrowed brow.
Now, back to Tax Cuts.
8He wakes up with a new Russian Pee Hooker every day, as far as his NYC Tower-prisoner wife knows.
9Oh, it gets better. Apparently the cat that Trump let out of the bag was from Israeli intelligence.
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