Okay, That Does It
I’m moving to Corpus Christi and running for congress, dammit.
Republican congressman Blake Farenthold often gets talked about at the beauty salon. That’s because he is a gluttonous, gap-toothed, knuckle dragging, ducky pajama wearing, idiot man who is as worthless as a four card flush.
All over the news is a story about Sean Hannity ranting for weeks about the young man killed in Washington, DC being the source of the DNC leaks. It is fake news, has been proven to be fake news, and the murder victim’s parents and brother have begged Hannity to stop it. Fox News and Hannity have backed off the story and one particularly insane story about it has been removed from the Fox News website.
Everyone thought this conspiracy theory went the same way as the story that Hillary Clinton ran a child pornography ring in the basement of a Washington, DC pizza joint that doesn’t even have a basement.
But, no, some damn fool told Blake about it.
And Blake says we need to investigate it because “it’s on the internet.”
Out loud. He said that crap out loud. Hellfire, there’s even a video of it on CNN. Click right here and watch it yourownself. Or here it is right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBB-9XYSGn0
You wanna know what else is circulating on the internet, Blake? That you are a really, really bad human being. And stoopid. Real damn stoopid. Dumber than dog dump stoopid.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Less brains and common sense than pond slime.
1That boy better be careful. Looks !like an original idea and a drink of cold water could kill him. I read about that on the internet.
2Let’s pass a law to make him wear his ducky PJs whenever he goes on the TV machine. Is anyone running in the Dem primary to oppose him? As a graduate of WBRay HS, CC, I would be glad to send a few dollars to my old hometown.
3There is a special place in hell for people like this.
4Hopefully sooner rather then later.
I think Hannity is on the express elevator.
Wow. What a downhill horse race you’d have with Louie, Ducky Boy, and that Oklahoma nitwit that told his town hall they didn’t pay his stinking salary.
5Diane: Right behind Ailes. Box seats in hell waiting for McTurtle, Lyin’ Ryan, Pence, Cruz and the rest of the GOP congress/senate minions.
6Duck you, Blake, duck you in the ear.
7I wish people would stop slandering pond scum and swamps. Swamps are centers of life and evolution. Pond scum preceded us all and will outlast us all.
–V.
8Oh, TexasEllen, what a marvelous idea! I’ve just sent this article along to a group of friends, including a picture of BF in his ducky pjs, just because I shouldn’t be the only one who can’t unsee it.
9If I didn’t know you and Bubba would never leave your adorable grandson, I’d offer to come run your campaign against Ducky Boy!
Seriously though, of all the people who should never encourage people to check out “stuff circulating on the Internet,” Farenthold tops the list!
10Why doesn’t Fox ever interview Rep. Schiff? Sen. Schumer?
11When you run, all you need is the photo of fahren-fahrt in his baby-‘jams with the girls in their skimpies.
12Although it’s on the internet that Blake is stoopid, I think we can all agree there’s no need to investigate it. Facts is facts.
13If only he had learned anything from step-grandma Sissy, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_Farenthold. Unfortunately he decided to follow the Corpus wing of the Junkie tea party. How, seriously how, does such an ignorant pos ever get elected? Even in Chemically damaged CC one would hope for basic intelligence. Although, I have experienced a diaspora of all my intelligent CC friends familys over the last few decades. So, I guess the general IQ of CC has taken a nosedive of late. Sad.
14JJ, if you move to CC you will probably double the average IQ of Nueces County all by your ownself!
15Hey, Blake! Y’know what else is on the internet? About a thousand ways to lose those extra pounds. And facts! Lotsa lotsa facts!
(Is it really 2017 or am I in a time warp?)
16He’s just so damn repulsive. Gah!
17I understand that there is a bank of elevators by the Pearly Gates, to take one up or send one down. The one that is marked for Faux News and the Cons has a burnt out light and the floor is missing. Imagine their expressions when they come face to face with the master they have so diligently served.
18@Cole
Member Reaper on the electric teevee? The Devil was brilliantly played by actor Ray Wise. So when you mentioned “master they have so diligently served” I’m picturing Ray Wise. Perfect!
19So Alfred E. Neuman’s uglier brother wants everyone to believe that anything not on Fox news or Infowars is propaganda. Really? Do these people even listen to the f**king sh*t that comes out of their mouths? Sorry mama.
20Again, apologies to people.
21The D.C. Police have investigated. The tragic death was a Robert gone wrong they think. But Hannity is a rabid skunk and will hang on to anything that gives him air time. I wondered if the cows in Looney Louie’s district voted but was advised that they just get away. Looks like the lardbottom Blake is chasing the same poor cows and drinking very strange things. Anyone check Texas water consumed by GOP politicians?
22Vonda is so right, should be drain the cesspool.
P.P., apologies should also be proffered to Alfred E., but Farenthold carries the same “What me worry?” attitude exhibited by his bro. Must be genetic. He doesn’t know enough to know he doesn’t know enough.
23The blasted Reputricans cannot give up ANYTHING that has been said about liberals, Democrats, the Clintons – nothing. They STILL believe Pizzagate. People like Hannity should be thrown in jail for this kind of BS. It doesn’t surprise me Farenthold is doing the same thing. Look at Cruz!
24JJ, stop sugar-coating things and tell us how you REALLY feel about this creature!
25Hey, Blake! You damn well know that there is porn on the internet so porn must be true?
As for the robbery gone wrong, it was more likely an attempted robbery. the victim was found still wearing a very, very expensive watch and his wallet hadn’t been touched. Frankly, it is smelling more like a paid hit job.
As for Hannity, is there any sanity in his family?
26You have to be sorta insane to run a campaign, but I can phone bank for you and send you a coupla dollars. Can’t you have two residences–one in CC and one next door to Flaming Curls child? I’d feel better living in Texas if Miz JJ were in office, any office. Is there any way to get rid of Abbott?
27My own congresscritter is Pete Olsen, whom JJ has unfavorably compared to a piece of furniture. I once heard him at a meeting at NASA, when asked why were there so few U.S. experiments aboard the space station, reply that he was really concerned about U.S. dependence on the Russians to get us up there and back.
That’s dense, but his intellect is diamond-hard compared to Blake Farenthold’s. Can someone give the good folks of Corpus Christi a clue as to what they have in him? Have they seen this video?
Jeez, the stupid. It burns.
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