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“If you’re not willing to support gays in the military and the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, you will be required to enlist in the military.  That’s gonna be the law when I’m President,” Juanita announced this morning.

Juanita’s first assistant hairdresser,  Winston Taylor “Twirlie” Harrison, came across the shop and hugged her a big one.

Twirlie was a Marine.  Who liked show tunes.  Nobody seemed to mind.

“Gays have served in the military forever,” Twirlie reports.  “We just had to hide it.  Which is all kinds of strange considering that rape of female enlisted is a major problem.”

He’s right.  Twirlie usually is.

“It’s time.  In fact, it’s way past time.  And if you oppose it, go enlist because we need more folks enlisting.  Otherwise, shut the heck up.”