Okay, so maybe it wouldn’t have been so creepy if Rick Perry’s wasn’t drooling and this book hadn’t just come out.

No, it would still be real creepy just on that whole “Jesus Loves Me” thing they’ve got going.

Perry: Tebow and I share ‘a pulpit’

Personally, I think Sweet Jesus is even creeped-out by this.  No, seriously, he’s saying, “Dude, it’s like my birthday’s coming, so y’all need to settle down a little and pace yourself.  It’s gonna be a big ole party but you guys ain’t gonna make if you don’t quit grabbing at each others feet.”

Y’all, Rick is descending into the pits of crazy.  He left Texas kinda dumb and goofy, but thanks to those folks in foreign states and the bright lights of the big city, he’s coming home full-fledged rip-snorting attic-sitting nuts.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.