Oklahoma Republican Senator (cringing already, right?) James Lankford has laid down the law.  Abortion is his business because he likes the ladies.

He’s even been known to watch them in labor and holy cow that was painful. His little beady eyes were just writhing in pain.

He was arguing with Barbara Boxer about Planned Parenthood and told her this —

“I’m a dad of two daughters,” he said. “I had something to do with the birth as well, and was also there. I was there during the sonograms. My wife and I are extremely close. And to be a dad of two daughters, I’m very passionate, not only about my own wife, but about my mom, who’s a cancer survivor — multiple-time cancer survivor — I’m passionate about my daughters having every single opportunity.”

Oh no you didn’t.

Your wife gave birth. You watched. Your momma had cancer. You watched. So, I tell you what – you make the rules about watching and I’ll make the rules about birthing.

Have a medical emergency? Call James. He’ll watch.