Here’s my plan.

This is the headline in Newsweek and it appears to be true.

Y’all.  Florida.

I mean Cuba is close. I checked it out on the map. Or, we easily cut it off and float it over.

Now I know there are those who think we should volunteer Texas, but Texas is harder to move. A whole lot of floatation devices would be needed. And we can’t build a fence on the border so what makes us think we could build a trench.  And you’d have to get Louisiana to squench over to make make room to pull it out. And then Oklahoma would have to quit sucking and New Mexico wouldn’t have any visitors at all.  Nah, it’s Florida.

I’m sure we can get a document in order.  Trump could steer the whole shebang and then everybody is happy.

Just as a heads up – No verdict in Connecticut yet – I’m bumfuzzled. And there is a hearing in the bankruptcy court this morning.  Jones’ lawyers are all trying to kill each other in the most painful way possible.