Okay, Now For Important Stuff
Customers who have been around here for a while know that I love baseball as much as I love politics. And I love the Astros, even though they break my damn heart year after year.
So here’s some news. The FBI is investigating baseball.
Investigators have uncovered evidence that Cardinals officials broke into a network of the Houston Astros that housed special databases the team had built, according to law enforcement officials. Internal discussions about trades, proprietary statistics and scouting reports were compromised, the officials said.
Hey, Cards, you don’t need to do that. Just call me and I’ll tell you that George Springer is so hot right now that you can fry eggs on his butt.
Grrrrrrrr … sumbitches.