Okay, Look At It This Way – It’s Almost Oklahoma
Denton, Texas is in Texas strictly by geographic accident. It’s 30 miles south of the Oklahoma border and is only in Texas because Fort Worth sucks.
Get this: Denton Republicans are hosting Sarah Palin at their annual Lincoln/Reagan Day dinner. Tickets are $125 and for that much money Palin promises to dress very age-inappropriately and wear catch-me-kiss-me leather and stilettos. Oh hell, what am I thinking? She’d do that on a pool table in a Klondike bar for $5.
There’s no word on whether or not she’s bringing has-been musicians along for the ride.
If Palin was a thing now days, I’d buy a ticket for someone to go tape her, but, Honey, she doesn’t even have influence in her own house.
Thanks to Karen for the heads up.