I’ve told you about my perfectly goofy State Senator Glenn Hegar.  He’s running for Texas Comptroller and what that has to do with abortion and guns is way beyond my simple understanding of what a comptroller does.

The primary duty of the comptroller’s office is to collect substantially all tax revenue owed to the State of Texas.

So, they are the tax collectors.  They don’t set the tax rate, drive the train, or blow the whistle.  They just collect the taxes.

I guess having a gun might help but I don’t suspect they’d let you use it much at work.

So Glen has a new commercial.  I want you to pay particular attention to the shot of his desk at about :35 second into this commercial and tell me whether it’s just me or should Glenn clean up his desk before someone calls Hoarders to come do it for him?

I dunno, I’m afraid he’d lose all our money in that rat’s nest.  I kinda suspect that’s why they kinda slide over it real fast.