Okay, I Don’t Mean to Be Texas Gourmet Smug …
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… but can somebody tell me what the hell this would be?
Boehner’s friends will gather in the Cannon Caucus room to eat Ohio delicacies to celebrate.
The Ohio official state beverage is tomato juice. No, seriously. I look these things up.
Never, in my entire life, have I ever heard anyone say, “Hey, let’s have Ohioian food tonight!” But, in all honesty, if I did, I’d leave the room.
You simply cannot take a state seriously that only has one state food – and it’s a tomato. Good Lord, even Utah has 4 state foods.
Just so everyone knows I’m perfectly serious about this, here’s some Texas “delicacies.”
These are the delicacies that we’ll be having at the Hammer to the Slammer party. Stay hungry, my friends.