Okay, Here’s the Deal
I know we’re all going to be watching the South Carolina results tonight, so I will keep the website open here for your comments and will approve new comments as I check. I will also be on twitter – @crabbait – and hope to see you there.
Now I want to say something that’s not very nice. I can hardly imagine how awful it would be to have Newt Gingrich for President. But, I really cannot even imagine having Callista as First Lady. The first time she got drunk, she’d trip and knock holes in the wall with that hairdo. We’d have to hire people to walk along side her with pillows just to protect the art in the White House. Can you imagine that?
And what if she decides that she wants somebody else’s husband? What if she’s just collecting married men? Has anybody really thought this through?
And what if Newt falls in love with Canada or something and wants us to have an Open Government with Canada because we can’t have him all to ourselves? I mean, have to looked at Canada lately? It’s awfully cute.
All this just worries me because, dammit, somebody has GOT to worry about it.