This was Mike Huckabee’s answer to a question about him selling snake oil on teevee as a diabetes cure.

Okay, if you’re a Baptist, like Mike Huckabee, you believe that God has two books.  The Book of Life and the Book of Remembrances.  God writes stuff down in these books so that when you died, he can remember stuff.

“For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil” — Ecclesiastes 12:14

If you’re a Baptist, like Mike Huckabee, you believe that you stand before God and the Devil argues against letting you into Heaven.

And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb’s book of life — Revelation 21:27.

So yeah, Mike, you kinda do.

Also, if you’re a Republican, like Mike Huckabee, you’re supposed to be the party of personal responsibility.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.