Texas Senator John Cornyn, bless his heart.

John Cornyn

He’s up for re-election in two years and he sees a hunk o’ woman coming after him on one side and a heap o’ tea baggers on the other.  Being that he’s a bit of a sissy, he’d rather face  armed tea baggers than pissed off women.  After seeing woman march on the the State Capitol, I think he’s made a wise choice.

However, siding with the tea baggers does have its own problems:  you have to look like an idiot.

Last night the President of the United States of America made a historic announcement that a 30 year breakthrough has been achieved over Iran’s nuclear weapons to make the work safer, Hohn, who is addicted to fringe in more ways that one, tweeted wisely ….

Yes, in fact, he is stunningly unable to distinguish between trivial and earth shattering.  Yeah, nuclear holocaust from the hands of a craze madman vs. a website that doesn’t work.  Pretty much the same.

If President Obama were to cure cancer, Cornyn would claim it was to distract from Benghazi.

Here’s terse humor at it’s finest.

John Cornyn, bless his heart.  That man is going down.  Hard.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.