Oh Yeah, Wag The Cat
Texas Senator John Cornyn, bless his heart.
John Cornyn
He’s up for re-election in two years and he sees a hunk o’ woman coming after him on one side and a heap o’ tea baggers on the other. Being that he’s a bit of a sissy, he’d rather face armed tea baggers than pissed off women. After seeing woman march on the the State Capitol, I think he’s made a wise choice.
However, siding with the tea baggers does have its own problems: you have to look like an idiot.
Last night the President of the United States of America made a historic announcement that a 30 year breakthrough has been achieved over Iran’s nuclear weapons to make the work safer, Hohn, who is addicted to fringe in more ways that one, tweeted wisely ….
Yes, in fact, he is stunningly unable to distinguish between trivial and earth shattering. Yeah, nuclear holocaust from the hands of a craze madman vs. a website that doesn’t work. Pretty much the same.
If President Obama were to cure cancer, Cornyn would claim it was to distract from Benghazi.
Here’s terse humor at it’s finest.
John Cornyn, bless his heart. That man is going down. Hard.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Possibly the only good thing to say about Cornyn is that his term will be up in two years.
1The senior Senator from Texas is nearly always referred to with “Bless his heart, John Cornyn” except in press releases from his office. Bless his heart, John Cornyn doesn’t have the sense God gave a weak geranium.
2But. . .But. . .But. . . for republicans, world peace is the problem not the solution.
3https://twitter.com/lexalexander/status/404481403196538880
I damn well hope that left a mark.
4The post turtle opens its mouth
5Is the nuclear deal with Iran good for America? Yes.
6Therefore, if you really love America, not just claim to love America, you would be cheering this announcement, not grumping and grousing.
Cornyn – It’s amazing what you will say to distract attention from an real issue of survival for the nation and the world. How pitifully small of you.
7fear of being Tea Partied has turned him into a blithering idiot… but then again I’ve always thought his head resembles a supersized dildo.
8Are the Village People missing their cowboy? Nah, that picture is too prissy for them.
9The inept decision to start an illegal war with Iraq was an attempt to cover up dumb bass dubya’s inept attempt to hold a book right side up in a Florida elementary school to distract attention from rethugs inept attempts to prevent 9-11 from occuring because no one in the W.H. could read and comprehend PDB from August that stated Al qada was gonna hi-jack planes and fly them into buildings. For two trillion wasted bucks and countless lives destroyed and maimed,you think someone could have instructed Bush to read a book right side up. His excuse will be he was appointed in 2000,not elected.
10Replace Bushs’ name with Cornyn’s name and you have a up-to-date “Post Turtle!”
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11“Turned him into a blithering idiot”? Whoa, I thought there was already a fairy standin’ by his cradle when he wuz born and she wished that on him as a birthday present.
12You know, y’all are all great but I think Ralph Wiggam gets the prize often for saying the most with the least words. And, but, then there’s Sandy and Mike. And I can’t omit Marion. See what happens when you start giving prizes….and see how making money from war warps one’s perspectives (speaking of the GOPs).
13Although I spent last evening watching the Doctor Who 5oth anniversary screening, one line of dialogue now seems to have been aimed at Senator Cornyn as he flamed President Obama: “Great men are forged in fire, it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame…”
14I agree, Ralph, those Repug defense contractors were fairly salivating over the possibility of bombing Syria, and oh, so disappointed when Kerry came up with a way to avoid it. Now it’s Iran and Halliburton is soooooooooo disappointed.
15Bingo, Maryelle.
16But what will Halliburton DO now? They’re too big to fail. Except they’ve already failed. A great, big American (with assets hidden all over the world) company with billions of overseas subcontractors, all jacking up prices and promising to deliver things no one knows about, so they don’t actually have to provide any service at all. That’s what happened in Afghanistan and Iraq, right? How many billions in expensive equipment did we leave behind or destroy there? It was a great racket; sell services and equipment to the Gov’t, provide “intel” so flawed the equipment had to be abandoned, sell more services and equipment to the Gov’t. Rinse and repeat. And this is the system Cornyn wants to keep going, so we can save the world from Iran’s nuclear program? Check his pockets, and follow the money.
17Of course! :
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18JJ, Corny is up for re-election in 2014. If you can believe the Texas Secretary of State web site, filing deadline for a candidate to replace him is December 9, 2013. And last I heard, there is no Democrat yet filed against him. I have heard a rumor that Dan Patrick (not his real name) intends to jump at the last minute from the LGov race into “primarying” Corny for the repug nomination. Out of the idiot frying pan into the imbecile fire.
19Is there a tea party person running against Cornyn in the GOP primary? I know that Glenn Beck tried to get both David Barton and Louie Gohmert to run.
20Kyle and Juan, I have not heard about any Republicans trying to challenge him, but December 9th is a long way away. I have heard of two Democrats, Mike Fjetland (who ran against Tom DeLay) and Maxey Scherr (from El Paso). There will probably be a third candidate announce soon.
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