November 01, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
I have a quote for you this morning that might tickle your fancy —
“You have caravans coming up that look a lot larger than it’s reported actually. I’m pretty good at estimating crowd size. And I’ll tell you they look a lot bigger than people would think.”
— Donald Trump, in an interview with ABC News.
Boo! Scared enough yet?
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Petrified. Help, help, help – drat, I can’t find my pearls and the fainting couch is being reupholstered. Can you come back late next week, and ask me again?
1Articles in this mirror are larger than they appear. Probably tries to convince himself of that looking at hands each morning.i don’t eaven want to think of other parts without brain bleach
2Word salad.
3See: Daniels, Stormy.
4Sean Spicer is back?
5What’s “scary” is that I think I’m beginning to understand Dotard45 ‘math.’ Estimates which tend to run high are between 4,000-7000 asylum seekers. Wait for it. In Donnie speak 7000 will become 70,000 and that 4000 number will burgeon to 4 million. Cadet Bone Spurs was MIA for the lesson on decimal points.
6“And I’ll tell you they look a lot bigger than people would think.”
Tell it to the hand, Donald.
7Anyone know the REAL reason Princess Diana divorced Prince Charles? It’s because she found out not all rulers are 12 inches long.
Same deal here.
8Really he’s awesome at estimations: Take his and reverse the values.
Super dangerous caravan: Completely harmless.
Valuable guarantee that preexisting conditions will be covered: Worthless.
Red wave coming: Blue as far as the eye can see.
He’s a really smart guy: He believes he can dismiss Consttutional amendments by executive order.
In short, Hair Furor is great as long as you don’t believe him…
9His inauguration? Yugest crowd ever. Protesters in Pittsburgh? Hardly anybody. Thousands of people clamoring for admission to his Hitler Hootenannies? Not really.
Maybe Donnie needs glasses.
10And now he’s tweeting out his newest racist web ad about how the caravan of invaders are ready to swarm across the border to kill cops — thanks to the Democrats, naturally. This guy does nothing but throw gasoline on the fear fire. If the Dems don’t at least take the House next Tuesday, it’s going to get even uglier real fast.
Make sure you vote and plead, nag, or drag everyone you know to the polls on Tuesday. Way too much is at stake to sit this election out.
11@Bonnie #12
What are 5,000 troops going to do at the border while they wait for this caravan?
I live in a community of poorly-read GOP faux noose believers. I wonder what they’ll do once they figure out they’ve been played by their own party? Probably blame Democrats .
I voted early, just because of what I see as the increasing potential for violence in community places. Makes me sad to think we to have watch our backs or look for the nearest hiding spot.
Yep, 45 is responsible for this.
12The Current Occupant has never been good at estimating the size of…well…anything.
13From his racist, hate-filled anti-immigrant speech this afternoon, we now know that in addition to sending troops to the border (up to 15,000 now) he also said that if any immigrant (well, “invader” in Trump’s words) throws a rock it will be considered A FIREARM, A RIFLE! Yeah, some scared, frustrated kid being told to turn around and go home picks up a rock and throws it. Guess we can all figure out what’s next. Innocent people fleeing poverty, violence, and climate change are going to die. But it will all be perfectly OK because it’s a national emergency and it’s fine to shoot people ‘cuz Trump says so.
Oh, but no worries, for anyone who doesn’t get shot trying to cross the border, Trump’s got plenty of tent cities going up around the country to hold all those “meritless” asylum seekers, for years if necessary.
If decent human beings don’t get their bahoodas to the polls on Tuesday and vote straight ticket BLUE, we are all in a word of hurt.
14Yup, Trumpy will go down in the history books as the Great Estimator!
15Papa says:
November 1, 2018 at 3:44 pm
@Bonnie #12
What are 5,000 troops going to do at the border while they wait for this caravan?
Being an old campaigner myself, its no big leap of logic to know what 5,000 20 somethings troopers are going to do when there is nothing else to do….
16I suggest buying stock in Lone Star Beer…..
I understand Stormy Daniels is very good at estimating size.
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